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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to chant "let's go Brandon" as he is being deported.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Being that delusional, he might have been chanting it the whole way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Two wrongs rarely make a right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

"The Right hurt itself in its confusion!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get acquainted with the underside of the bus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Acquainted? They're about to be common-law married!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Play stupid game win stupid prize.

Also, schadenfreude deluxe

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He's likely still loyal to Trump despite all this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"Daddy would never hurt me! It must be my fault!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"if only the Führer knew"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

I can't believe the deep state Democrats usurped Trumps authority by deporting this guy. Have they no honor?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The stupid is strong in this one!

[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Brutal. I'm using this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine that the leopard is enjoying the Cuban flavor, after so much white bread

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Le gustan las carrilleras de cerdo cubanas.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He's a cuban in the US, his family almost certainly owned slaves and hates the working class for taking their land and 'making' them flee or be judged by their former slaves.

Its unsurprising he's maga, he just didn't realize gusanos aren't white.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

This is really only true for Miami Cubans. Tampa Cubans (generally) came much earlier fleeing Bautista, and are MUCH more supportive of socialism than Miami Cubans (who, you're right, came to the US because Castro had the nerve to take their plantations away).

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Thanks for adding context. That does clarify why he waggled his face at the leopards' mouths.

Also, I believe his partner was drawn into all of this, too.

[–] [email protected] 161 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I think this is funny, and pray he gets what he voted for (getting his ass deported).

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m praying I don’t catch an aneurysm from laughing so hard at him, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Our thoughts are with you.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not wasting my tots and pears on him.