Ask

Capitalism.

is it okay to use downvotes for disagreement in this thread?

The wrong kind of bread.

McDonald's is pretty good at that.

Basically when the patty has been reduced the the thickness of a legal pad, you've long since lost the plot.

Shredded lettuce.

I'm fine with leaf lettuce, but that shit just makes an unholy fucking mess.

raw onion

Being made in Europe pretty much destroyed the one I tried there

Being so large you can't bite into it. Over cooked burger meat. Raw onions. Price.

Gentrification

Killing a cow?

Nah we fixed that

Now it's mayo or those little tiny chopped onions

Too many toppings max should be 4 including lettuce and tomato

Too tall, my mouth can only open so wide and a burger I must struggle to consume is worse than a easier, albeit shittier burger.

Foot fungi.

Soggy buns due to either failed to toast the inner side or having it sitting on the pass/heater for too long. Same applies to the meat side and the salad side achieving temperature equilibrium.

Too much height. If I have to disassemble the burger to put it in my mouth, it is not a burger anymore. It is just a mess then. Instead of two or three (or more!) patties stacked, try a bigger bun and an equally bigger patty. Or even a thinner bun to get the patty to bun ratio to what a triple patty burger would offer.

jack daniels based souce

Not being fully cooked.

Greenery.

Any burger that's not at least mostly pink in the center.

So fuck that "smashed" trash!!!

Somewhat controversially, an egg.

Like, a good, over medium egg? Okay I can do that. I hate a super runny, the yolk blasts you in the face like an unapologetic lover and leaves you to clean yourself up, egg in my burger.

In fact, anything that's made with your Instagram reel in mind. I don't want greasy buns, dripping yolks, and sauces pouring out. If you made a good, juicy burger you wouldn't need all that.