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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (19 children)

I really don't understand Americans and their racial stuff. Why white?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (33 children)

Americans (especially non white Americans) tend to speak very frankly about race in a way that can make Europeans uncomfortable. In this context "white" is simply meant to conjure an image of someone with disposable income.

(See "black twitter")

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think it has to do with the very high number of "van life" vloggers who overwhelmingly seem to be white American couples. Google van life vloggers and take a look at the image results.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I can average v km/hr with gear at x hr/day this hike will take 22387/v/x/365 years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

As long as you film it and put it on the internet, why not!

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (6 children)

This is the farthest distance not the longest road

Case in point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But that's not one road but multiple

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care...

Could it be a Fastball reference...? Hmm...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I can average 1.5km/hr with gear at 9hr/day this hike will take 4.5 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Post a link to your GoFundMe I'll kick in a few bucks.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

1.5km/h is super slow, no?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That's an average over the 9 hours, so including breaks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You aim for 50km a day when you’re backpacking (5 an hour, 10 hours a day)

But there are some pretty hot climates you are walking through and water will be scarce

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to allow for the countries where you'll be jailed for spying (because fuck you) which will lower your average.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I occasionally do long walks, but I know, when I do 30km that day, I need 2 days to recover and 3 months to be willing to do that shit again.

50km a day? Call an ambulance at 40km.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

you have to consider that humans need rest sometimes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think that was taken into account in their calculation and the 1.5km/h wasn't an average including rest hours but only the speed while actually walking.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it is. Average walking speed is like 4 - 5 km/h. 30km/day is a good marching speed. So, 2.4 years, assuming 30km a day, 6 days a week.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Bruh fuck no, I'm gonna die in South Sudan if I walk this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would die in Cape town lol

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking impressive to make it that far tbh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends which end you start.

...or maybe that doesn't matter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I was assuming cape town, still impressive to walk through multiple countries.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That whole middle east area is getting fucked by Israel. They will target you for fun, regardless of skin color.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In their 250k Mercedes maxed rigged van

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Where they practice yoga, meditation and raw vegan cooking. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

If the goal is to go straight there, yeah. If the goal is longest, you'll have a hell of a lot of detours

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago

I got curious. The map/path is real.

BUT

The map begins and ends pretty arbitrarily. Both roads keep going before and beyond those points.

It assumes a ferry ride across the Suez canal (although there is seemingly a new-ish floating bridge that allows pedestrians to cross the canal, but it is only floated out at certain times (and maybe doesn't exist anymore after a boat collision incident?))

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

On the map it just crosses the red sea, how is this a continuous road?

Who do they think can walk this, Moses?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I think it's a misrepresentation. This is probably the two most distant places by Google Maps trip duration.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you keep reading they introduce a new skill that just let's you walk on top the water.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

How do you cross the Meme Zar?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Smith Street

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

187 days, if you're walking continuously 24/7

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This route is for sleepwalkers only.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

In the very loose meaning of "can walk". This road crosses several dangerous areas for multiple reasons, from war and jungles, to deserts and tundra, not to mention all the visas you'd need.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a guy on Youtube who crossed the entire length of Africa on foot. Got kidnapped twice IIRC.

Russ Cook.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i can think of much more exciting things to do if i had a death wish tbh

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is this a reference to?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Moses crossing the red sea? I don't know but the route on the map definitely crosses from Africa to Asia too far south.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, you can't walk across the Suez canal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Your can if you're a zombie. But you can't use either a phone or a paper map underwater, so you might end up wandering around the Indian Ocean. Unless you can navigate by the stars, idk how clear that water is.

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