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Investigators will test DNA found on a wipe removed from a care home choking victim’s throat in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All Carers Are Bastards?

Let's Morb one more time.. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They call me the gamedevopotomus, my servers are playerless

Ticketmaster to be investigated by watchdog over 'dynamic pricing' of Oasis tickets in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Spent ages in the queue and had tickets in my basket but I just couldn't face £350 per ticket. Fuck Oasis, I don't believe for a second that they were unaware of their own ticket prices. How can they complain against touts and scalping when that's exactly what happened here.

Google & Facebook partner admits it can listen to device microphone to serve ads - Dexerto in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

No bro one time I was talking about buying protein shakes with my bro and then THE VERY NEXT DAY I saw an ad for protein shakes after watching Joe Rogan on the weightlifting subreddit.

You expect me to believe this is coincidence?!?!?!?!?!

Facebook verified a sovcit, who has some advice. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As surety

Abduction in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Haha, cynically deconstructing a joke and laughing sarcastically. Hilarious comment!

World's oldest man says 'it's just luck' as he turns 112 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The key to making £7 billion is just mindset and hard work, you need to have that goal in your head and push for it every day. Cut out toxic people and surround yourself with winners

World's oldest man says 'it's just luck' as he turns 112 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Love to hear this. Sick of people saying their secret is having a bowl of porridge at 6am every day or olive oil or some shite

A nearly comical reminder that corporations aren't your friend. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean you didn't fully read the TOS?

What about clicking a checkbox means I'm human? How does Cloudflare determine I'm human from that? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whoa what happened on the 9th?

More Lies Than Truth Social in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago

BBC News officially posts more fake news than my personal blog

Never again in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 239 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

One time I had an ex ask me for some obscure cable that I happened to have. We went over to my cable drawer and as I pulled it out she said "Why do you have this drawer of random cables?"

FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE BECCA YOU BITCH