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[pictured: Ronald Reagan wearing a black suit and tie with a white shirt. His body is nearly turned sideways, chin lifted and grinning at the camera, resting his weight on his right elbow with his left hand clasped loosely over his resting right wrist. Italicized text upon this propaganda poster reads: “RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIALIZED MEDICINE”]
>a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance
any other examples like this?
The fact that the greatest nation on earth had such dumbass actors presidents, is the only proof I need for the existence of the Illuminati, and their desire to pupeeteer some tv-personality they put on the throne
A paid-entry shitpost forum kicked out anime nerds and a fascist mob stormed the US capitol.
A C-List actors career flopped, now I have to pay 30% of my check in taxes so the ultra wealthy can go tax free in the hopes that their prosperity with reflect positively on me, instead of just making them ritcher as they horde their wealth.
His career didn't really flop? He was pretty famous.
So is Tommy Wiseau
also
pictured: Ronald Reagan squinting at an America flag with fake pride. The text reads: "Will we give the Nicaraguan democratic resistance the means to recapture their betrayed revolution?"
a c-list actor’s career flopped so now...
we have gang violence, draconian and ineffective drug laws, the world's largest prison population (per capita and absolute), mass shooters, and a paramilitary force for a police system.
I feel like you’re one of the few who read the picture description. Did it feel as smarmy as I intended? I’m not sure of the details vision impaired folks pick up on as smarmy.
yeah, I was cracking up 😆
Some dude miscalculated the year Jesus was born and now we're stuck using the resulting calendar centuries later
A Roman Emperor joined a Levantine cult, and now you can't get an abortion because the Supreme Court makes decisions based on Near Eastern mythology from the Iron Age.
To be fair, part of the popularity of the cult was that women were being forced to perform 4th trimester abortions by the pagan religions.
Wrestling moderator had to legalise bankrupt shady business practices of his, American rule of law now under scrutiny
Castillian second-row aristocracy ran out of land to conquer, wiped out half a double-continent.
Pirates sack ship with proposal about measurement units, spaceship crashes hundreds of years later.
Some Englishman invents a machine, climate dies.
Patent bureau clerk discovers science to overkill humanity, build cameras/solar cells and dictates speed of light as speed limit to everyone
Army command sends rebellious guy to enemy state in a train package, link aggregator gets build.
any other examples like this?
A WWI veteran got kicked out of art school and now Israel is bombing Palestinians.
Came here for this.
I don't think he was kicked out, he just never got in.
Jesus..
Jesus…
An unfertilized egg was forced into existence by an angry deity and now TikTok.
Nah he was in Palestine back when it was under a different foreign occupation.
You'll find it was called Judea/Judah.
Fun Fact: Palestine is derived from Philisitine. Longest turf beef ever.
(Btw, one of Israel's propaganda points is that Palestine has never been a sovereign state therefore they don't deserve to be one now, I think this handily demonstrates one of the reasons why that's a bunch of bullshit)