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With the Democratic Party struggling to find a new direction, former President Joe Biden and former first lady Jill Biden have offered to jump in and help with fundraising and rebuilding. (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

By serving the facist tea?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Fark off. We're not giving you guys a goddamn thing. You are WAY too comfortable with doing nothing and compromising with 100% concentrated evil. I'll be voting for candidates who were born AFTER the Battle of the Bulge.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Oh, that'll really help.

Somewhere in DC, there's a speedbump that they should name after Biden.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Fuck off and get back to bed, Joe

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

The guy that appointed Republican Merrick Garland to AG can fuck right off forever

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