I did not connect f47 to him because i can only see it as "fat"
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Another distraction from things that actually matter. This will have no material impact on anyone's life, but will dilute the news cycle.
Old fashioned, unreliable, can’t get off the ground…
And they released a concept study, too:
More on news tonight.... A new F-47 has evaded capture for a second time this week by shooting bone spurs and safety doors...
And they gonna sell it to which other countries?
I actually do not care. Don't get distracted, people!
You don't care, but think about the people who might.
A lot of Soviet generals walked away from Gorbachev over smaller insults than this.
I'll take it, but, bruh
With Boeing showing a gross lack of quality and poor engineering in every project recently, them building a trump-named fighter makes a twisted sort of sense. I suppose it will just limp to the target area and than explode itself, for some astronomical amount of money. As usual lately, Putin will be very pleased.
The world news said it wasn't for Trumps name I thought. They said it was for the year the Air Force started. An Air Force officer or someone high up got to choose and they chose the number. Trump just likes it because he's a narcissist.
- It only flies to Greenland.
- Gold interior with marble gauges.
- The flight computer rambles on about someone trying to get inside when no one is around.
- Seats smell very faintly of pee
- On an unrelated note, the dashcam says "made in the USSR" for some reason
- It's not a bomber, technically, but it does bomb a lot
- but don't use that mode deliberately, because the ballistic system gets very confused sometimes and targets golf courses instead
- ...I can't think of any more lame jokes, I've not had my morning covfefe
Have you had your covfefe by now?
I thought the era of fighter jets was ending with lasers making them obsolete. By the time this thing sees the light of day, it should be garbage, right?
So it will be an overly expensive, bloated, but ultimately ineffective jet that will become known for its much higher rate of friendly fire incidents than any other jet in history.
Also it will look ugly and have oddly small wings.
I think Boeing escaped the law in the end? So yeah. Your prediction looks accurate to me.
A 6-gen fueling system where it will be powered by praises alone and a suction system to eliminate waste.
It also has remote access capabilities used exclusively by Putin, but people seem totally fine with that part because the jet was promised to only be used to hurt the right people.
Don't forget the weird livery that is oddly orange and seemingly missing around all of the ports. Oh and it's fat.
Oof, sucks to be the team of engineers who made this thing. Naming it 47 guarantees it will be the laughing stock of the military. I don't care if its the most advanced jet in the world. With this target on its back it will get trash talked until the day they retire it.
Wait. Is this motherfucker jealous that he isn't Canadian? Is this just projection?
The Fuck-47?
My retired neighbor has an F-45 Tshirt that he procured during his first term.
Fascist-47
Should've named it F-310N
That's literally the Nato name for the su-57, the Russian attempt to make a 5gen fighter.
M-3110N then?
So we have the legendaries:
P51 Mustang
F14 Tomcat
F22 Raptor
A10 Warthog
F117 Nighthawk
SR71 Blackbird
And then:
F47 Trump? 🤢🤮🤮🤮
It's gonna suck seeing that in aviation history books.
What's the difference between an A10 and an F47?
One's named after an ugly, foul-smelling pig and the other is a Warthog.
F47 Krasnov