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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lol, I'm surprised it only took two days.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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[–] [email protected] 225 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I've always appreciated the feature of AI coding tools, where they confidently tell you they've done something completely wrong. Then if you call them on it, they super-confidently say: "Of course, here's what needs to be done..."

Then proceed to do something even worse.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I wonder if the website did the thing where it lists their big customers like a trophy cabinet on the main landing page.

It would probably make a good list of places to sell snake oil

Also love that this is all evidence to back up the premise that building the happy path of an application is generally easy, one of the main skills in software engineering is ensuring the unhappy paths are covered sufficiently. I can say I've started a bank and keep people's money in my wardrobe, I'll be providing the service of holding their money—I'll also probably get robbed sharpish because I'm not skilled in the kind of security needed to avoid that.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If I were leojr94, I’d be mad as hell about this impersonator soiling the good name of leojr94—most users probably don’t even notice the underscore.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can I get this emotion bottled? I want to experience it at full strength later

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Just hold your phone over it. You'll feel a tingly sensation in your intestines, but be not afraid, you just got the emotion bottled.

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[–] [email protected] 214 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This cannot NOT be satire, come on. It's too fucking funny

[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I don't think it's satire. Miami has become a mecca for crypto bros and "tech" fraudsters.

[–] [email protected] 168 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why do those fish always pose with some dude holding them?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Ever watched a fish stand up?

They need to be held.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

It's a child, that fish just wants to look bigger

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

F around and find out

[–] [email protected] 160 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

What are they, Sony?

[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wonder if ChatGPT just scraped an example token from somewhere and is using that.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Classic vibe coder things.

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