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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

While I tend to agree, I would be afraid of giving the orange turd any ideas of erecting a golden statue of himself in its stead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh hey, look at the meme I made and posted 6 years ago on Reddit, the last time this xenophobic moron was in office. It’s almost like we could have predicted this shit.

But no, I was ‘hyperbolic’ and ‘alarmist’ at the time.

(Sorry for the Reddit link, it was this:)

Title: I’m sure Macron would be very happy to work out travel arrangements.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

We should. You should demand we do. Am American, and I fully support this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of eating the onion? I saw this elsewhere this morning and though haha, that's obviously satire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Throwing up an onion

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I think we should if they pay us for the shipping charges in French-made guillotines. We need a lot of those in the US right now.

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