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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When the only thing that is stopping kids from dismantling your government is an O(N^N) algorithm

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Hard drive was made by Tesla

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is this a real post? I can’t seemed to find it on that website “X, formerly known as Twitter.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

some poeple have linked the discussion in other comment threads

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm a data engineer that processes 2 billion row 3000 column datasets every day, and I open shit in Excel with more than 60k rows. What the hell is this chick talking about?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Some interesting facts about excel I learned the hard way.

  1. It only supports about a million or so rows
  2. It completely screws up numbers if the column is a number and the number is over 15 digits long.

Not really related to what you said, but I'm still sore about the bad data import that caused me days of work to clean up.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I've used local hard drives from like 1992 and I have never ever gotten them to overheat.

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