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Work must be different in america since its so popular....
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.
Yeah, I hate this a lot.
Omg, so cursed.
(The message, not the soap chocolate)
I tried pressing the "hide" button 🤦♂️
Maybe in future I'll have to inspect element to remove that and the ALT when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬
The real question is why are you eating Soap
**chocolate flavored soap
This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.
Reminds me of that post awhile ago "Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons."
Also, they should print "That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!" on a tampon wrapper.
How else are you going to afford more chocolate?
If you can't afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.
/S
Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap..
Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.
Where I live there's a butter called "Flora" and a toothpaste "Fluora".
You do not want to confuse these two either.
“That was good, now rinse.”
Isn't that the same thing?
Only if it floats.
Does it turn you into a newt?
You’ll get better.
Moisturizer.