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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I like spiders until they bite me when I sleep. Then peace is over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well then stop sleeping with spiders. Geez. /s

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

yeah, me too. Fortunately that has never ever happened.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Spider bro is my ally against the wool moths, at the moment. If I catch one I'm putting it in the closet.

They earn their keep.

We had aphids in the garden last year. Wolf spider moved in, big fat guy. Made short work of em. Wolf spider is welcome among my lettuce any day.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Those spiders you find inside may be of a type completely adapted to living indoors with humans. Putting one outside means death.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I made this mistake with a stink bug when it was winter. It was ok with being on the piece of paper I had it on. When I opened the door and the cold air hit it, it backed away towards me. I set it down and it stopped moving. Oops. :(

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

My wife and all my kids are deathly afraid of spiders. I put them all outside and I'm happy that's the example I'm setting.

Spider bro, spider bro, keeping that fly population low.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have severe arachnophobia, i can't kill spiders i am too afraid of them. But my cat is a ruthless killer and never fails to make them dissappear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe I can't get close enough to kill it, but the spider spray can.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

...outside. They deserve to live outside. I unapologetically squish insects and arachnids alike inside my home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I saw a couple recluse spiders in my apartment several months ago and maybe I’m an idiot, but I left them alone. They were truly more scared of me than I was of them. They don’t want to bother me and only will if I threaten them. So I left them alone and they just chilled in their “recluse” hiding spots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have a door spider. It lives in a crack in my entry door. I'm not sure of it is the same spider as last year, but it makes trap web near my door frame. I think of it as bug protection, it's eating something I don't want in my house.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Uhhhh....I would not fuck around with recluses. One bite will melt a golf ball size hole in your flesh. If you really want, you can catch and release but you for sure don't want them in your house. If they breed, you're looking at a serious problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Widows are more common in my area and I do the same.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I agree that we shouldn't disturb nature, but let's not forget that animals kill each other all the time. There's no such thing as ethics in nature.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if we are the ethics in nature

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have so many spiders on the lower floor of the place I'm in now I've given up on even bringing them outside. I identify what they are to keep track if we have an uptick in dangerous ones. If it is a particularly gross one it goes in the garage to war it out with the cellar spiders otherwise I just shoo them under furniture so I don't have to think about it. Damnit I'm turning into my dad...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

They keep the bad stuff out, I figure. I try to put them in my plant pots if I find them around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Asian Lady beetles on the other hand...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well there is no absolute morality and spiders are scary so...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If they don't violate my personal space, they get to live, but if it crawls on my monitor or something similar, I'm getting the slipper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Aww you're no fun...

Here, have a video of one of my bros showing what he thinks of that comment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Spiders are good, they eat the other bugs that cause trouble. The spiders we have are tiny though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what you are talking about. ;)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can’t say I’ve seen any...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Corny, Cute, and Ethically, Environmentally Sound. TY!

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