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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yo.. is this a random gw2 post???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been playing a ton lately and hear this LITERALLY ALL THE TIME. That, and something about wanting more violence ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Haha, I played a lot of GW1 and met some of my best irl friend in GW2 in the early days. I basically got the dragon mount and stopped playing shortly after that was released. Sad because I loved, LOVED Cantha in GW1. I should check in again. I have something insane like 4k hours into it. Didn't feel the need to escape so much after I moved abroad.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I just tried to respond but it failed I think.

You really should, the new content is good. Lots of stuff has been refreshed, the story is really starting to both answer questions and ask more. Icebrood saga was awesome and the three (omg you didn't play eod either omg) new expansions have been great. Anet changed their model so there's no more separate living world, those in-betweens will be included with the price of the expansions that will now be released more often. Dx11 is now baseline. There's fishing. And boats. And there are spear builds. And a new trinket slot! And other stuff I don't want to say! And the dailies system has been replaced and it's actually good!

I don't want to spoil anything, but you really should check in again!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I played a little bit of those. I think it was more everyone I used to play with got old and busy. :) I would like to check in soon though, give me a few weeks first to finish everything I need to do lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Also anet just announced another expansion is coming out in October.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooo what's the mechanic they're adding this time? I have in skiff but it isn't upgraded at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Nothing simple that isn't also a spoiler

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So far the few I have around here give me a wide berth. Long as that continues we can all coexist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I agree, but I make exceptions for black widow spiders. I once even found one nesting in my car's trunk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My partner has turned me into a spood fan. I oscillated between being scared of them and liking them in my childhood, but after meeting him, I think of them as weird little guys that hang around the house

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One thing to notice Most animals that are inside your house, are inside your house for a reason. And if you put them outside to "live" they will just die if they cannot return to a suitable environment with a reliable source of food and proper cover from the weather and predators.

So, sorry for taking away the guilt free feeling of putting an animal outside thinking it will live a long happy life in the wilderness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I often think about this too, though a quick search about house spiders did suggest to me they have a decent chance of survival through winter. I don’t think human structures have been around long enough for species to have adapted to be dependent on them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

To be fair, the spider will likely be responsible for the deaths of many other insects, but honestly, I'm ok with that. They can live in my house rent free if they keep the other bugs from making my home their home.... And they don't crawl on me. That's just begging to be killed....

Spiders are bros.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I only wish spiders wanted to be hugged and kissed as much I want to hug and kiss them. Actually, this applies to a lot of things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Related: A story of North America

It turns out to be an allegory for the Cuban Missile Crisis, but I didn't know that for a long time and appreciated it at face value quite a lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

i can either kill them by falling or immediately.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

perhaps if they wanted to live inside my house they should have considered not going out of their way to make my instincts scream for death?

Do what orb weavers do: set up a web and stay there, and if you have to move do so slowly.
Respect me and i'll respect you, run at me with your too many legs and i will send you back to god for adjustments.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I think they die outside or come back in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

to continue the story: so, he was released in the wilderness and the other 2 spiders saw him all clean and posh that decided to beat him up and mug him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Unless the spider in question is a likely danger/hazard, leaving them be is generally my policy. They don't usually bother me. That said, the time a calisoga spider got in the house, it caused a visceral fear reaction. I didn't kill it though, just got safety glasses and trapped it before releasing it outside (I didn't know that it was not a tarantula at the time).

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Spiders deserve to live, Mosquitoes deserve to die

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Even vegans agree.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Spiders are comrades in my ongoing extermination war against against mosquitoes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My rule has always been simple. It I'm in its house (outside), it's not my business. If it's in my house, I have to make a choice. That choice was always smash (I'm arachnophobic), but my daughter has led me down the paragon path and I now save more than half of all spiders inside of my house. Maybe more. I don't get that many spiders in my house here in arid western Canada.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

*not that many that you see

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

i love spiders, they are such helpful creatures.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My cat says

👀🍽😼

(eats it then spits it out, then try to eat it again, repeat until dead)

Sorry spiders, I'm team Cat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Cats are actually psychotic. Multiple times I've seen my parents cats catch a live mouse on the front lawn, break it's legs, and play with it for awhile just releasing and catching it over and over again until they get bored and just eat it. I'm only on team cat out of self-preservation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I swear there are spiders downvoting in this thread... Who wouldn't be team cat lol

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Even though I still have arachnophobia, I've intentionally lived with spiders for over a decade and I've not had issues with mosquitoes even if I left all of my windows open. And my roommates are thriving!

They're very chill roommates, too! After about 1-2 months of adjusting to living together in my old apartment, they stopped spinning webs in the areas which I used frequently and focused on the zones which I left out for them - ceiling corners, gaps between walls and furniture, etc. I did occasionally clean up their old webs every now and again (while taking great care not to bother the spiders themselves) because they also gathered a lot of dust. But they'd replace the old webbing in a matter of days.

And they never developed overpopulation issues, even though I did see them producing egg sacks regularly. I was expecting to drown in spiders by the end of the first year of trying this arrangement, but I never counted more than 15-20 spiders apartment-wide.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

15-20? Do you tend to have open windows or doors?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Generally, yes, even during winter for the most part.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I've always had similar arrangements with spiders. I don't bother them if they don't bother me. Wolf spiders chilling in my bathtub do get expropriated through the nearest window though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh, wow! I'd probably just die if I ever saw a wolf spider in my tub! Like, complete simultaneous organ failure, the energy which is me would just eject from my body.

Lucky for me, I live in Temperate-Continental, so my biggest threat is seeing a Long-Legs dangling down to check up on me while I'm showering!

And I'm serious about this. Maybe it was just me imagining things, but I swear they started inspecting me every now and again. Like, I'd be at my desk playing, and I'd see one rapelling from the ceiling, like 20-30 cm away from me. Seldom has any descended onto the actual desk, though, they'd just hang for a bit, then climb back up. It was strangely comforting, though, it makes them feel a lot more alive and present than the mind would tend to think about an eight-legged thing right out of my nightmares. They really have become my roommates.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I did yelp. And it took me some time to trap it because I was terrified to touch it. I don't have arachnophobia but I still find the big ones deeply unsettling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

For me it's just the sudden movement in my periphery that startles me and might get a yelp... But as soon as I realize it's just a spider, I usually let it chill.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, I 100% understand that. Wanted to try handling a tarantula in a German pet shop, nearly fainted (knees got weak the instant I registered her on my skin, and I could tell she was not in any way aggressive...).

On the other hand, I've had one of those massive cockroaches sniffing around on my face, and not even a twitch. I seldom understand my brain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
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