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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Fuck you and your extroversion, OP

Show off

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

has more than one friend group | has more than one friend | has a friend ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago

oh sure, rub it in, mr multiple friend groups

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Gotta make sure that you are logged into the correct account on Lemmy, don't cross the streams.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have like 20 different personalities istg, I don't even know who I am anymore

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

MPD or DID, perhaps?

Nah jk, we adapt to people to make ourselves more likable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I have a 3 day work conference coming up and will need to constantly remind myself that they are a bunch of normies who won't appreciate my humor or atypical value system.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

There will be others telling themselves the same thing. Be yourself, attract those like you. Start a cult. Take over the conference.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Normally I agree with you. When I used to go to catering conventions I'd let let myself off the leash. Hospitality industry people appreciate my antics. By the end of those trips there would always be people coming up to me to ask, "Aren't you the guy that ______?"

This is a particularly small group (18 people including me and my director) and I've moved from hospitality to healthcare. I don't know everyone super well but I know them well enough to know that I need to behave.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Oh yeah, depending on the corner of healthcare you are in, that makes sense.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

I am the one who jokes!

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My on-line persona, my work persona and home persona are 3 different people. I totally understand OP

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Work, home, online (anonymous), online (WoW friends), online (Elite Dangerous friends), online (Street Fighter friends), IRL friends.

[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine having not 1, but multiple friend groups

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're just talking about the three Discord servers they go on.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

3 different Twitch streams they're a regular on.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If you include cosplay, perhaps.

[โ€“] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me at work fucking up my career

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The other way around. The humour at work is dark.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. We are EXTREMELY racist at work. Toward everyone. Of like 12 people, only 3 are the same race.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Something something "its not racist if we are ALL racist!" /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

And the only (cis and therefore official) woman is either called dwarf or quota

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

we had a conversation about ritual suicide at work the other day and my coworker i'm the closest with was like "if that's what we're doing, i guess that's what we're doing"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A coworker once started a conversation with "I wonder how much it would cost to purchase a child".

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Too much paperwork.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I'm so jealous. Masking my humour at work for the last seven years has left me nearly sane, stopped even talking to myself when I'm alone because I'm so boring now. I hardly ever wink at myself in a mirror anymore, I'm beside myself...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

We went from the housing situation to how the specific bridge at the Frankfurt Airport is not only comfy, but you also have a splatter party from people jumping from it, over if you could suicide by jumping from the height of our office, and ended with that people jumping but surviving (and vegetating in a wheelchair) must feel damn bad about not even being able to get that right.

The main driving force in those conversations is the group's boss (so my boss's boss).

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Otherwise what are we even doing here.