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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Everything's computer!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Will the White House automotive showcase be the next proud White House tradition?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does he always stand like two people in a horse costume

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dozen today or half dozen tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LOL! How many fucking cheeseburgers and Diet Cokes would the Orange Turd need to gobble down?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

how much can his diaper hold, thats your answer. he has to be wearing those astronaut type diapers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Only the Gold Diapers that are Made in China.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And con't forget to try the fine line of Goya food products!

Oval Office Recommended!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Musk looks like that bully that’s just waiting to sucker punch Trump if he fucks up the lines he was given. He’s even clenching his teeth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

also out of the frame, musk has human shield there with him too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jebus, didn't realize the muskrat was so big, Fatputin isn't a small guy and he looks quite a bit smaller. So, guess he's a bigger piece of shit than I even knew!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pictures can be tricky. According to google, Trump is actually 1” taller than musk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Huh, wild, did assume it was camera angle at first, but they're both right next to car, which is angled just slightly so muskrat is a little bit closer, but not enough to skew perspective that much, or so I thought. Hmmmm, X-lifts perhaps?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Depends. The cost of eggs equivalent to these vehicles should be enough to cover both of these vehicles with them!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah sure, let's just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn't paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It's not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Billionaires have no idea how the majority of us are living. We shouldn't allow people this disconnected from a normal everyday life to run the country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They know and actively get off on it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His true calling as a car salesman.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Given that he managed to bankrupt a casino I'm positive his career as a car salesman would be highly comedic.

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