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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

He is a NAZI

NAZIS should not be allowed to continue existing.

There is only ONE WAY to deal with NAZIS.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Can leopards eat their own face?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Love this for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

l o l ⭐💗✨

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

If he thinks it’s bad now… wait until the next earnings report at the end of April.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's a perfect time to quote his own tweet back at him:
"Be quiet, small man."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Imagine having an ego so massive that people world wide are boycotting your business, and you still think the problem is someone else's fault.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Heartfelt thanks to everyone supporting Tesla," Musk wrote, "despite many attacks against our stores and offices."

What did Musk think Naziism was about? I feel like maybe they just want him to feel at home with his chosen ideology, and so they're speaking to him in the language in which he explicitly affirmed that he likes to have spoken.

One among many wonderful words and phrases in Trinidad language is "You cyar play sailor and fraid powder." Meaning, you said you loved all this gangster shit, so don't get all freaked out about it now that some gangster shit is happening. You said you wanted this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Don't show up in Carhartt if you aren't here to do Carhartt shit"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey how, carhartt is a fashion brand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Damn kids drove up the price of my work pants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

So is Hugo Boss

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

two Nazi salutes

Thank you for telling the truth!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes! It's so refreshing to see an article tell the truth rather than using the phrase "controversial gesture" again.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Agreed, I think the news needs to lean on being more truthful than neutral. The fact that anyone even entertained the idea that it wasn't what we all saw is insane.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Aww, poor widdle baby

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

How dare those filthy poors not be overawed by my incredible genius! I'm going to sue them all!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago