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If you are 75% good, your counterpart will be 75% evil.

If you are 99% good, your counterpart will be 99% evil.

What do you do if you meet your evil counterpart?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

One of us tells only truths, the other only lies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure I'm 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.

I'd probably take a car to our mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

What if I am the evil counterpart?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that

if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i'd probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could've pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get arrested for my crimes against humanity, because my counterpart is 97% good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Interpol? I found your suspect!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

I tell him "Nice goatee, bro."

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