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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Damn I didn't get one with the new outfit yet :(

I really hope Nicole just becomes a huge fediverse meme

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She's already a meme. Maybe in 20 years when the fediverse is popular, this will be a thing only us "old timers" know.

I sound like a grandpa now...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

i only got like 3

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I was hit too just now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

I am not missing out for once, glad to see nicole in chat room hell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Off topic but what's the name of the app you are using for Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's Thunder. I haven't tried it myself though.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Sorry bro, I think she's cheating on you.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or some random image used by a spammer... Who can tell?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nicole seems to be experimenting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Stay in school Nicole!(George Brown College specifically)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You may still be soulmates, but you're certainly not the one dating her.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I can forward you mine if you want

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Same. I feel so left out :(

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Getting engaged after just one message seems a bit desperate.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How dare they ban my girlfriend 🤬🤬🤬

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How dare you say that my soulmate is "your girlfriend".

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol good job, op. Sorry, I almost banned you thinking you were "her" again, trying to circumvent their own ban.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The day Nicole moves from DMs to posts is the day we all are in danger.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

With a happy ending?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Same hete, and I am fine with that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Damn, I feel bad for you. Now this doesn't mean that I'll allow you to make moves on my girlfriend, but I'm there for you.

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