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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My git knowledge:

git clone <url>

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, if anyone wants to learn more about Git, I can recommend this: https://ohmygit.org

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Another good one, entirely browser based, is https://learngitbranching.js.org

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I think HR is just ill equipped for technical interviews, but they try to conduct them regardless.

Was denied a position because HR felt my experience "lacked depth" which I still can't understand 3 years later.

Did the same role at a larger company. Had more responsibility than they were giving me. Developed my own tools for job automation. Grew their business from nothing to half a mil a month. Experienced all stages of growth and realized massive success.

After that interview I kept getting technical interviews and getting passed on because I was too senior for the position

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Woah look at mr. fancy pants with his git push arguments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I use this in my bash profile in case anyone else finds it helpful. Usage is:

gao fixing a typo

function gao() {
    git add .
    git commit -a -m "$*"
    git push origin `git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD`
}
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Seeing Peter Griffin labelled as "HR", I automatically pronounce the R as "Ah" in my head.

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