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Marjorie Taylor Greene, a prominent Republican congresswoman and a staunch ally of Trump, suggested a return to "measles parties" for children. She criticized contemporary attitudes towards vaccination, stating, "Now, they demonize parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids."

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's so weird that they don't want abortions to be legal but they basically want spontaneous death to happen after birth.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago (10 children)

She thinks the measles are like chicken pox, pretty much harmless to young ones. My parents tried to get me sick in the 70s, that's just how it was done before we had a chicken pox vaccine. Finally got it at 16, still have the scars nearly 40-years later. But I got my shingles vax!

She's literally this stupid. Some things we see these nuts try to pull off make sense, from an evil point of view. This move is plain stupid, and because we've forgotten what measles are people will listen.

BTW, I'm 54 and just now learning what measles are and how bad it can be. I had no clue, because I've never met anyone that had it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Stupid bitch.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Why are people debating measles vaccines again? The covid vaccine debate was stupid but I could kinda understand the concern there in comparison to this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks to safety provided by vaccines, we are here to cancel said vaccines and empower people to kill their children by neglect and die on their own.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Consequences for letting people have their opinions when facts are right there.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The MMR (measels, mumps, rubella) vaccine is the one Wakefield was against. The OG of the vaccines cause autism movement.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It all goes back to the BS "vaccines cause autism" thing.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So what's her deal, anyway?

TL;DR: 10 pounds of crazy pressed into a 5 pound sack.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

She is, indeed, a blivet

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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Now, they demonize parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids.”

It's pretty normal to demonize parents who abuse children.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

In a regular reality someone as willfully ignorant as that slag would have Darwined themselves out of existence

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That moron again? Someone fire her please!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

She's a House Representative. As long as the public in her district in, I believe, Georgia, keeps wanting her to be the one to speak for them, she's gonna stay.

checks

Georgia's 14th district.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia%27s_14th_congressional_district

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Out of a cannon? Into the sun?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Out of a trebuchet pointed at a wall.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Trebuchet yes, but still at the sun. No, she won't reach. That's okay. Parabolas are beautiful. Don't @ me.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I am thankful that I can upvote your comment without fear of loss of access to information.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Out of a canon.

Into the sun.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is why Republicans are stupid, a vaccine is a controlled and safe measles exposure with some risk that is 1 in a 100. You are doing the same thing with measles parties but more reckless dangerous levels of infection and putting your kid at risk of death like 1/15 if you send them to the measles parties.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should start selling pillows. Not comfortable pillows. Just a brand of pillows to scream into when life hands you no other options for releasing your frustration.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could call it "My Pillow." That brand name should be coming free pretty soon.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

1 in 100 is ridiculously overstating the serious risks, borderlining on misinformation. You are not doing the same thing with measles parties at all

Here are the risks of the mmr vaccine

Death: literally 1 in a million. These are typically due to anaphylaxis. In much rarer cases underlying immune disorders are triggered, underlying neurological conditions such as encephalitis are triggered, or very severe thrombocytopenia occurs. The majority of cases of thrombocytopenia induced by the vaccine (which is still astoundingly rare) are not nearly this severe and are correctable

Anaphylaxis: literally 1 in a million

Febrile seizures: between 1 in 3000 and 1 in 4000

Thrombocytopenia, a low platelet count: 1 in 40,000. Again, most cases are not fatal

Mild swelling of the glands similar to mumps: 1 in 1000

Mild side effects like rash or fever though? About 5%

Now to contrast:

If you catch measles you have about a 1 in 1000 chance of dying. This is in America, the risk is higher in less developed countries and countries where vaccinations rates are lower (and thus pockets of America where vaccination rates are low may see higher death rates). This is because of the potential risk of developing pneumonia and encephalitis

People who are anti vaccination do not understand medicine at all and do understand the most basic statistics. The fact of the matter is vaccines can and do cause harm. There is no getting around that fact. But the chance of you encountering the harm from vaccines is astronomically lower than the risk of of encountering harm from the diseases they are protecting you from.

To put it quite simply: if you vaccinate your child with the mmr vaccine they have a 1 in a million chance of dying. If you do not and they catch measles they have a 1 in a thousand chance of dying. If you purposely infect them with measles you should be charged with child abuse.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One other devastating reason to vaccinate, particularly against measles: measles can give your immune system amnesia. All that precious “natural immunity” that these ghouls profess? You can just fucking LOSE it and have to relearn how to fight off previous infections. It’s a goddamned factory reset to day one, but without mommy’s antibodies you got in utero, nor from breast milk. Unless you’re Robin Arryn of the Vale from Game of Thrones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know more about it than I do.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

To be clear I don’t think you were trying to be misleading or anything and I apologize if I came off as rude. By nature of my work I talk to anti vaccine people a lot and it can be trying

I mean to ultimately stress the point that somehow we have lost the plot. When vaccines came out people truly understood that the vaccine was a tremendous advantage over the alternative. Primarily because at the time they had seen firsthand the chilling effects of disease ravaging their communities

It unfortunately appears we will have a reminder of that soon because stupid selfish morons refuse to read a book and as result their “right to liberty” will result in countless deaths. Sorry to grandma, sorry to babies, maga dork doesn’t trust doctors

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

1 in 1000 given a working hospital system. Without the vaccine, hospitals would be completely inundated with patients.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you fucking dare demonise the demons!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they aren't even real!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's gonna take MORE than all my kids DYING for me to LEAVE the Republican Party!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When did we start rewarding politicians for being angry and stupid?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Since 1994. When Newt Gingrich first slithered onto the scene to start spreading lies and dumb bullshit. Prior to that it was just lies.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Taking medical advice from MTG? 💀💀💀

Letting her run your country? 😥😥😥

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

She's a fan of Metallica's first studio album

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Stupid bitch would be advocating for ebola parties if there was a vaccine for it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Quick, somebody make ~~a placebo~~ an "ebola vaccine" and convince Republican politicians that they're not true Trump supporters unless they have an Ebola Party at the RNC.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Chuckles I'm in danger!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i had no sympathy for anti-vax adults during covid, their choice to risk their lives. But children with basic vaccinations? their parents are taking the risk and the ones that didn't choose are getting the consequences

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

One side takes the risk, the other side faces the consequences.

Are we still talking about parents/children? Because that also applies to republican politicians/everybody else

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, that is certainly one way to vax a community against most contagious diseases. And I will admit that it’s better than not vaccinating at all. But not by much. The standard vaccine protocol would be cheaper and more effective.

Damned fool of an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's actually worse because measles infection wipes out your immunity for other infections. Not to mention that even if you don't die, 40% of people with measles infections end up needing hospitalization.

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