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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

In any other world, I would say they're mocking their own followers.

But no, in the world we live in, the Trumps and their followers really are this stupid they don't see the blatant violation of the Biblical ban on idolatry in the thing that could literally serve as a counterpart to the Golden Calf if the Old Testament were adapted to modern times.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For the party that’s anti-gay… gotta say this is pretty gay

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The older I get, the more I see what Oderus Urungus saw.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

If I can quote someone here...

Ahem

YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES IF THERE IS A HELL I'LL SEE YOU THERE

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not a Christian but man this Trump guy keeps matching what revelations said the anti christ would be so well that I might look into the religion if it wasn't oppressing me and I wasn't already happy with my gods

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if project 2025 had an entire unpublished section discussing strategies to co-opt the imagery of antichrist to use as propaganda to further muddy the waters and aid in confusion and prevent a cohesive resistance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It has to be deliberate. Trump and Musk match the beast and the dragon so closely that it's uncanny. There's no way it's a coincidence and given that we know that the author of revelations was ranting about Nero, they have to be playacting trying to trick God into fulfilling their prophecy fanfiction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

🤣 > trying to trick God into fulfilling their prophecy fanfiction.

I was thinking more along the lines of galvanizing their current followers like Hillary's "deplorable" comment did.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's like how evangelical Christians support Israel as a way to trigger the end times. They don't care that this means a third of Jews will be cast into a lake of fire, they just want to make Jesus come back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I don't believe in God, but rapture appears like a good start. Bunch of religious freak leaving for heaven would mean the median IQ raised a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I love you" on the only two things he loves, himself and money. Pretty spot on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And goats, evidently..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Trump is weird and evil

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Someone could gift a literal trojan horse to Trump and he'd fall for it as long as it had his face on it or maybe some gold.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was a trump property about 10 minutes walk from my house and every time I walk past it I cannot quite believe the utter lack of taste. It's a sort of thing that a Saudi oil baron would consider to be a bit over the top.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

My favorite phrase is:

"They have bad taste and the money to prove it." Which is trump in a nutshell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Why do you think he's sending all the classified files to his bestest buddies in NK, RU, SA? They just love him, bigly.

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