It's getting harder and harder to distinguish NTO headlines from the rest. That's how stupid this motherfucker is. Every Trump headline could be posted here unironically.
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it'll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.
What do you mean "next admin"? This is it
Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?
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I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!
Put the People on CURRENCY!
I think they have syphilis and being obese in common
I thought there already was a law stating living persons cannot be placed on currency. Am I not correct?
Hmmm... Suddenly I'm on board with this idea
a what? that word....llllaaaaawwwww can't say I'm familiar with it,
must be some kind of old term that applied to presidents before the current godking....
"President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime to secure our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest of the world, make America energy independent again, and put America first by ending useless foreign aid."
I can’t I give up. I’m Canadian and America is fucked. There are no policies, no plans to make projects or fix problems. It’s all a campaign and political points. This is just pure trash satire at this point. URGH
2016 was the year that satire died
It was much earlier.
In 2010, a christian fundamentalist on youtube started to overanalyse Lady Gaga MVs, then moved onto other artists and eventually other media. He was pretty much the forerunner of those wokespotters (except not even SJW was a snarl word at that point), and yes eventually he dabbled into racism too, but he was also openly "not antisemitic" (he loved the sinner and hated the sin). When he first posted his videos, people, including me, thought it was a satire of conspiracy theorists. He was dead serious. I remember him nuking his old videos and making more sane sounding ones once gamergate hit mainstream, even backpedalling on his earlier analysises pointing out Freemasonry symbols and David Stars in media.
I thought he was broke and about to go to jail unless he became president and illegally stopped all investigations against him. So that he could again go to golf orgies where he could be a pedo. But okay.....
I'm sorry ma'am, the cash register is broken!
Oh I'm sorry, I don't have change for a hundred
Oh sir, we only accept 20's or lower currency. It's for our safety!
It has been since 2017 when he took office. Satire is dead.
I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.
I'd rather see George Clooney's asshole on the 100. Put this fuckers ugly face on the ruble.
Make americans vote between the two. I feel like that's gonna be more decisive than the last election.
Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.
Brought to you by dipshit conservatives.
Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.
From my experience travelling the world, that's not particularly uncommon. The US doesn't have to feel singled out for having such people on their bank notes.
Do you know about Andrew Jackson's behavior?
For all of his many flaws, I don't think Jackson was an agent of a foreign power.
Even so, there are places in Oklahoma where a 20 isn't considered valid currency.
All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
As a Benjamin, I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment.
All about the Donnies is not bad.
All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
All About The Trumps sounds like our actual reality.
Because America is too weak to put a felon rapist traitor and his Beverly Hillbilly family behind us.
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