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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Nugginx” is how I have always read it

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

When I first heard someone say SCSI out loud describing the drives in a server, I responded with, "No, they're actually high-end drives."

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (14 children)

There's a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it's a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as "f-stab", as in stabbing someone...

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It'll forever be F-stab in my head

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Insert dank Winnie the Pooh meme here for F-STAB

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That's... Unfortunate.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

you mean its not En Gee Nix?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Getting into documentation is dangerous territory.. Try not to make a habit of it!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

Who cares? Pronounce it whichever way you want as long as it's clear/understandable. It would take longer for me to understand what piece of software engine-x is, but it takes a second at most.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ok so I know what ŋ sounds like but I bet there are some idiots here who don’t, so maybe explain it.

For them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In relation to English, it's the "ng" sound in the common "-ing" ending or suffix.

Wikipedia has an entire article on it (of course): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_velar_nasal

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

One time I was getting estimates for server software for an embedded device I had made. In a teleconference, I told one company that our prototype server ran on nginx. They emailed us an estimate saying we had to switch our embedded system to Windows 10 IoT Enterprise, and put the server on Microsoft's cloud, because "Engine X is not an enterprise web server."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I will be dead and buried in the ground before I call nginx "engine x"

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

@Kalcifer And
(At least in some LATAM places) SQL is "pronounced" as SEQUEL...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (14 children)

And postgresql is pronounced post-gres-Q-L, even though it probably should be post-gre-SQL

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

I just pronounce it postgres. That's the original name of the database. It originally had its own query language (quel), and SQL was later retrofitted onto it and called PostgreSQL. But the original quel language is long gone that we may as well go back to calling it just Postgres.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What’s the difference? Those read the same to me. Do you mean that you want a strong gap between “gre” and the S in S-Q-L?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first one is post-grez-queue-el, the second one is post-gree-es-queue-el

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first is the only way that makes sense, the second too easily becomes post-grease-queue-el. Which is horrible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I will be calling it post-grease from now on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I just say "post grezz sequel". Sorry if it pisses people off, but it's a stupid name, so I'm gonna say it the way I want.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It's short enough I just spell it out

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I went for n-ginx too. I've known for a while that it's actually n-gin-x but have to think carefully to not revert back.

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 3 months ago (6 children)

And JSON is pronounced “javascripton“

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Wtf?

It's Jason. If they wanted it pronounced that way, they should've spelled it differently...

Like GIF

Sorry, no, at least one could argue GIF. JSON is a single freakin' vowel short of a common male name.

Morons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (12 children)

GIF like Geoffrey the giraffe, if you get my gist. Always has been.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They're joking. js doesn't even officially stand for JavaScript due to Oracle's IP claim over the JavaScript name.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Jason = jay-sun
JSON = jay-sawn

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

JavaScript is actually pronounced with a g.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

That is the lamest decepticon transformer I’ve ever heard of

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Occasionally i feel myself longing back to the good ol' JSOFF times.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago

Oh my god it's Javascripton Bourne!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Wow, I pronounced it N-G-X. Don't know why.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've been pronouncing it N-gin-X, which is probably close enough once slurred together

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I always called it “in-gen-ix”, which doesn’t even make sense now that I think about it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I never knew people thought it was pronounced differently. Never even considered it looked like jinx.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Rules of English, the closest I'd come is n-jinx. You don't pronounce letters individually, unless reciting the alphabet or something.

Unless you pronounce the letter "B" the same way you say it, like the bug that makes honey.

We don't say "beenefits" or "bee eee an eee eef eye tee ess"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why would I pronounce something with rules of English that's not an English word? When I say the word jalapeno, I pronounce the tilde on the n even though in English it's neither written with the tilde nor written with a letter combination that would produce that sound through standard English spelling.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Well you see, this is software so the rules break down here in favor of cool. I guess I just grew up surrounded by naming conventions like that so could easily identify it.

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