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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] 1SimpleTailor@startrek.website 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Lil tiddy supermarket goth girl sounds cute tbh, or maybe I just have a type.

Anyway, girls like this can be a real gem to find if you're a gooner. Their small fan base means if you're not a creep there's a chance of genuine interaction. She'll probably take request and if she likes you might even send you free content.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 89 points 3 months ago (4 children)

if you're a gooner

if you're not a creep

Good luck with that Venn diagram.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Some girls aren't in it for the money or fame, they just like posting nudes

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 months ago

And it wasn't the grinches heart that grew three sizes that day...

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those girls don't have onlyfans.

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[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Right, but aren't those girls in it for the attention? The thrill? Sounds like she's not getting any attention, either.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a difference between none and some.

She gets some attention, not much, but some.

We call it nothing at all, even if it's not nothing. It's obvious why we do it, it's the absence of respect. But we are technically wrong.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People's views are so skewed by social media numbers. If 10 people came up to you in one day and complemented you, it would probably be the best day of your life...

It's like people complaining that Lemmy groups only have, using this group as an example, 3.1k users/day and are therefore not worth participating in (these are Reddit arguments, but still).

Somehow people have developed this intuition that unless you have literally millions of interactions then you're practically invisible. If you were hanging out at a park with 3,100 people you wouldn't say that it was a small group, but on the Internet this is seen as a tiny number of people, hardly worth mentioning.

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[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Know your worth and know where you are valued.

This can sound really deep, but it works for shallow too. I'm sorry girl, but the whore market is saturated and very competitive.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Where do I get my hands on the "aimless schlub" bluebook?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, she really should wait until OP's mom retires.

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is a topic for a community like laststagecapitalism or similar.

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 117 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn I remember this post from when I was on 4chan still. OP did provide links and his story was 100% true. The girl wasn't ugly, just kinda plain but almost every pic of her somehow exuded despair, and that was honestly offputting (except for the kind of creeps who get off on that I reckon).

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where are those pics? Where?

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 59 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Apparently the woman from the greentext was known as “plastixfangs” online. She deleted a significant amount of her content, but random porn sites still have some of her posts. For example, https://pornpics.click/@plastixfangs (NSFW)

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I can see why tbh.

Every shot just lacks enthusiasm, and just screams "I thought this would be easy".

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Yup, that's the one.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait that's not a Rickroll

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 84 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There are a lot of people whod appreciate her features so its surprising she didnt get any attention. Maybe anon made up the story and is actually into men?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

Nope anon is the girl trying to get your attention

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 months ago

Lies? On the internet? Impossible!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 86 points 3 months ago

Anon experiences empathy for once in their miserable life.
One of the few legit greentexts. lol

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