If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you'll have fluffy shit
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
558 points (97.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26926 readers
2298 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
As the "poor pumper society" on youtube would call it, the "Crust Buster".
Make a poop smoothie.
You could fight constipation with um..... Eating more veggies and drinking more water.
I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today
Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍
That's my new nickname for my mustache
Removing your blockage at 15000RPM
This is actually how hippopotamuses work
I might be thinking of hippopotamii
Yeah, they don't seem to have such problems.
I think I'll handle my constipation myself thank you, don't get me wrong I'd love to be there but scat is a limit yk
I don’t get it.
God dammit
Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12'000 rpm
I've had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn't hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I've had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can't even sleep properly now.
You should go to the doctor
Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I've had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I've already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There's a plan in place so it's not like I've sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don't live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the "advice".
I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?
Constipation. Right...that's definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.
Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.
Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004
What if you self-check 3 times a week?