Dhs should take the classes the inventor of the lie detector offers on how to beat it
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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Despite polygraphs' unreliability, DHS insists they are necessary for national security.
in keeping with tradition, “national security” continues to mean “because i say so”.
What's the betting that this is the result of indiscreet dick waving from more MAGA centred members of staff?
People like her are dumb enough to believe "lie detector" tests are completely dependable and always print out perfectly clear "lie" and "not lie" results. Everyone else knows polygraph tests are inadmissible in court for a reason and require a lot of careful prep and interpretation. Even then, they're far from 100%.
I reckon she’s also somewhat leaky.
What are the odds of her submitting to a test?
Zero.
Daily reminder that there's no such thing as an accurate lie detector test. Completely unscientific. Illegal to use except by government and it's basically a scare tactic/way to deny/fire people they don't have other cause for.
Ah, you have half of it.
Totally made up metrics but used by govt. Meaning that if there was ever an easy way to purge ICE and DHS of brown people, this is an easy, no fuss way to do it.
Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it. - George Costanza
The card said moops
It's a lie if the person interpreting the test says it is.
Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it. - George Costanza
Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it. - George Costanza
It was me.
I like that her directive to combat leaking was itself leaked.
It should be pretty common knowledge that lie detector tests are completely bogus and can't be trusted. They're not admissible in court cases. Polygraph tests are proven to be made up pseudoscience.
They might as well try using crystal pendulum tests to dowse out the national security threats.
I want to point out - the results are inadmissible, but anything you say IS admissable.
A polygraph is an interrogation technique. And to this day I still don't know why they try to use it with so many things. Like security clearance. It doesn't really give them any insight into anything about you, other than if you like to run your mouth
I for one am very excited and sleep soundly now, knowing complete idiots are in control of the United States.
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