ATE A BOWL OF CEREAL WITH MY DOG FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I just scratched my balls...
...for the glory of The Empire, of course.
OP, this should be, at least, a weekly rally, to boost the morale of the warriors. For the glory of the Empire!
Indeed, how glorious it is to wallow in the mighty deeds of our fellow warriors. MORE GLORY TO THE EMPIRE.
OPs dedication to commenting is a feat in of it itself
QaPla! Glory to you and your house!
Studying for the glory of The Empire!
More might for the might of the glorious empire and future personal victory and glory to you, intellectual warrior!
I farted for the glory of the empire!
I went to bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Refreshing the strength of the warrior! Glory to you and your house!
Gave my dog a slice of pepperoni FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Sat silently through a misguided attempt by my workplace colleagues to do something, anything, useful and productive... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Damn....you work at my org? FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I'm going to bed... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Restore your strength, fellow warrior! Glory to you and your house!
I woke up...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You faced the long night and won! Glory to you and your house!
I browsed Lemmy while pretending to pay attention to a conference call... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
I ate an onion ring for the glory of the empire
You fed the warrior spirit! Glory to you and your house!
I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Was that about the sexy queer goth parties you were asking about, I mean, your friend was asking about last week?
Never mind. Doesn't matter. Glorious orgasms for the glory of the glorious empire! May your glorious orgasms be strong and frequent!
Not so frequent that they interfere in a negative way with maintaining your daily life, of course, just frequent enough to give LOTS OF GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!
Thanks to you guys, I stopped and did 20 pushups and 50 crunches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Seriously though, you guys in this post are all awesome. Thanks for a smile in these dark days.
I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
A warrior through and through! Glory to you and your house!
I took a dump... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The movement of the bowels is the movement of the Empire. Glory to you and your house!
I took my dog out for her morning poop...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Caring for your beast is caring for your House. GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
She'll be happier than a speckled targ! Glory to you and your house!
I commented on lemmy... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Civil discourse is the foundation of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!