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I ate a pizza...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I marked all unread emails as read without reading them... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You risked irking Brenda from accounting? Reckless perhaps but valorous indeed! GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I did nothing all day, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

The warrior's meditation! Glory to you and your house!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I fucked your mom for the glory of the empire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

At least her forehead isn't smooth like your Mom's!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Is that helping your case from a Klingon perspective?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Took a shit for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

May all your dumps be satisfying, for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wasted time playing fruit basket FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

QaPla! Glory to you and your house!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I cleared my Gradle caches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The Empire wants to know if this is related to Java before it assesses glory.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It is related to Java by way of Kotlin. Although disgusting even the JVM can be used to further the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The Empire tentatively offers you glory, but also points out that you're on thin ice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You made me laugh out loud and you have therefore brought much joy and glory to the empire!

In fact, this whole thing is glorious on a glorious scale. YOU BRING MUCH GLORY TO THE EMPIRE, GLORIOUSLY GLORIFYING OP!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad to hear that. Knowing that really made my day! QaPla!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a cup of tea and four cookies for the glory of the empire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

For the glory of the British Empire?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm imagining Klingons drinking with their pinkie fingers out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE, quite right!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks for not saying "Ni!" to me, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I jerked off for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

May you have many more even-more-glorious orgasms, personal gratification warrior!

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