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But she knew that he was rich. So if you are ugly as heck you only need to be rich to get the beautiful girl. What a nice story to inspire the young.
Don't forget the kidnapping and holding against their will! Gotta make sure they have time to realize just how rich you are.
Of course. That’s also really important if you are ugly and want to find love. Silly me
I... well, yes.
I mean, normally these "adult hot take" things on children stories are forced to present a cynical joke, but... yeah no, that's the entire point of the story. Like, that's the plot. It's what the movie is literally about.
If you really want to get down to brass tacks about it, the movie was saying love can transcend appearance, not necessarily sex. Loving relationships don't have to include gargling beast balls, so I'd say the adult hot take is still valid.
I did not expect to read that particular sentence when I got up this morning.
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gargling beast balls - name of my sex tape.
I don't know, that's very clearly romantic love they're talking about throughout the whole thing. The entire point of the curse is making the Beast ugly so he'd have to be nice to get some, and she certainly didn't get into that dress to friendzone him.
You made me go check, the curse demands that he "learn to love another, and earn HER love in return". I don't think beloved drinking buddies would have cut it. This is not subtext, it's the text.
I mean yes but asexuals exist and we can feel romantic love too
Disney in general shows very clearly only romantic love
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Lol, fair point
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I wondered if she was disappointed when he turned human.
She missed her chance to get torn up by beast cock 😞
I think it would have been more like a red rocket if you know what I mean. 🚀
Turned out, it wasn't the happy end she was hoping for...
In fairness Human Beast was the least handsome Disney prince they've ever drawn.
When we watched this as kids, my sister and I liked to joke about how the witch did him a favor.
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Well he does seem rich.
Bro gives her her own library. So yes, that may have played a role.