Asklemmy

Tell them the they are the only gift you need and how lucky you are to have them in your life. Anything material just pails in comparison.

if i wanted something other than a bag of cocks i would just buy it

I think you lifted gift giving standards way up high and your partner wants to keep up 😊

• Anything that can be consumed, eaten or drunk is a good gift.
• Tickets to some event you can both attend and spend quality time together. Maybe a concert

my usual responses when asked are:

• Cheap one: 6 pack of beer and a pizza
• Middle one: bottle of vodka and a take out
• Expensive one: bottle of scotch and a bar of dark chocolate

booze and food are always welcome with me lol

She might get mad if you tell her this, but maybe you want some time to yourself. It's what I usually want on my birthday.

Ask for world peace maybe it'll work.

Same, I’d honestly just skip my birthday if that was an option

I always go with experiences over stuff. I want to do something with the people I care about and collect memories instead of things. It gives people the freedom to be as frugal or lavish as they want and I don't have to store or return anything.

LSD

Easy: "I WANNA SIX PACK O BEER AND AN EMPTY HOUSE, PRONTO"

A cat.