Well, I make home-cooked meals, at least.
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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Amen to that
“Calm and boring days” is definitely underrated. When you’re an adult with daily responsibilities, it’s almost impossible to have an extended period, let alone an entire day, where there is nothing that comes up that needs to be done.
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Can somebody send that to President Musk and his apprentice?
Trusk buys Time magazine.
2/12 ain't that bad I guess.
Unfortunately, you do need money for like 2/3rds of those
Some money yes, but an average salary should work for all of them, no?
"Average" is a vague definition
neither vague nor a definition
average is the sum of a list of values divided by the size of the list.
Well, if you look at the average salary across the whole world, an overwhelming majority of people doesn't make enough money to survive, so there's that
ooh look at you, so smart!
ohoho, thankyou ☺️
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The “slow mornings” one is my favorite.
For me "slow mornings" means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.
I bet having kids is an amazing experience but my partner and I are not having kids and we’re getting older, so “slow mornings” means we wake up, go back to sleep, get up at noon, have some kratom, shit, order breakfast sammiches, and lay in bed watching random stuff until dinner.
Basically most weekends.
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That's absolutely perfect