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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 181 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (38 children)

You know, the thing that always seemed really scary about the OG Nazis is that they were competent, intelligent, put-together people that were just fucking evil. Then you look at the US Nazis and the fucking bozo density is off the charts, but they seem to be succeeding anyway.

Three possibilities come to mind:

  • These bozos are going to find out, hard and soon.
  • The OG Nazis were actually bozos too.
  • Competence and intelligence doesn't actually matter in running a fascist regime
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Your tax dollars are being stolen”

Rare moment of clarity from our global barony.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Right for the wrong reasons.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maury determined that this was a lie.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

See, they want you to believe that SQL stands for Structured Query Language. But I know from our lord and savior Elon that it actually means Socialist Queer Liberals!

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

A government official known for performing a nazi salute just broadcast an ableist slur.

Cool cool cool

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Gotta keep play to the cheap seats, these clowns

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