Three weeks and he's run out of energy for his hissy fits, get ready for JD Vance to have to pedal all this shit
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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Can we all just start chanting "Eggs" whenever he tries to talk from now on? I'd like that.
Orangeland.
I know this is all a distraction so they can do even more fucked up shit, but this is next level stupid. My nephew could come up with something better.
WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING EGG PRICES YOU GERIATRIC FUCK?!?!
Stonks!
- egg companies
My partner and I moved into an eco village and are going to buy chickens this summer. Blew my mind to learn a live chicken only costs $75
I can buy chicks from the tractor supply a half mile from my house for $4.99 a piece. They have multiple breeds there too. Been contemplating that investment for awhile…
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Wait until you supplement feeding and have to worm them.
Chickens are simple easy and cheap. Source: I own chickens and it's not the first time
30 dozen eggs a month for ~$18 per month. (Is my current set up). Initial investment is really all, which isn't high if you have scrap wood laying around somewhere
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"He isn't paying attention to the jingly keys."
"Find something more-outrageous to say. We'll get there."
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What is he doing or plotting that is so brutal as to create such a smokescreen?
Oh look it's the United States Congress version of shitposting.
Now they're just trying to distract us from the actual dangerous shit they're doing behind the scenes. Don't fall for it!
Trump given power
No, he hasn't. Congress hasn't passed it -- it's just been introduced as a bill.
One House Representative introduced it and then released the statement.
Sorry about the source. The title is misleading.
Sure, not saying that you're at fault or anything.
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Truly this will make eggs cheaper
I'm fairly certain this is real news and not a parody.
Edit: Yes it is: https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
I thought I was genuinely being tricked when reading this article. Thank you for providing a source.