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@[email protected] Countries do not fall into decline in one day, they fracture internally first.
"Buy California" rather than "Buy America" is precisely an example. Another sign would be ignoring tariffs and expressing its own foreign policy on trade.
Friendly reminder that there are quite a few red states that literally would not survive without the tax revenue from California propping them up.
The pitch is a bitter response to President Trump's plan to purchase Greenland, which Denmark currently owns.
Jesus titty fucking christ how obliviously ignorant do you have to be to not realize the satirical nature-...
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Oh, nvm when will the boomers fucking die already
Maybe France would be interested to buy back Louisiana as well.
This is the "Louisiana" they sold:
aren't those some of the reddest parts?
The Louisiana refund
California should offer itself to sell to Canada already
Not interested, thanks. Or if you do come, can we ship the silicon valley tech bros into the sun first?
I looked up what hygge means and I am all for it!
I wanna carve out Philly and submit myself to whichever EU nation is willing to take us. We voted against the fascist by double digit margin, and in the last mayoral democratic primary, a pluality of us voted for the progressive candidates (but the votes split on two of the progressive democrats so they both lost, thanks FPTP).
California accepts denmark's bid. Please.
Honestly Washington State is the one I'd buy, but given the weird conservative obsession with beating up on California you can probably get a better deal.
I like how this underscores what a joke they think Trump is.
What’s hygge
Edit: that warm cozy feeling
I hope they change the name to Hyggewood
Yes please. If you could finalize the deal before April 15 that would be very helpful.
What's happening on April 15?
Tax day….
oh, I'm not american so I don't know your tax days.
Hygge me baby
gettin' Hygge with it!
Yes! California native here. We accept.
$1 is a pretty good deal.
They should have charged, honestly.
Can I offer you some hygge in these trying times?
Please! Please do it!
they offered to buy Washington DC but it seems Russia beat them to it.
With a pee room and some shady video
slow claps
Well done sir, well done.
Don't threaten me with a good time