Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a thin white line over it. I was about to shit a brick.
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So what does he listen to? Messiaen? Rautavaara? Or some cringe american band whose whole material is the blasphemous doctrine of some megachurch? If the answer is something like the first two, they certainly know how to open portals to hell and heaven and back while being extremely religious.
God damnit, I've spent all this time listening to metal and still haven't gotten my portal yet??!?
They think metal is all about devil and demon and hell.
Metal in reality: i'll make a journey and find this holy sword to defeat evil and uphold justice.
Alternatively: I'm a dwarf and i digging a hole.
And then there is a 91 year old Christopher Lee that is singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
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🎵diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole🎵
I listen to metal with themes of "my life has go so horribly wrong and all i know is pain" and "hot goth vampire girls". Sometimes both at the same time.
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Bros not gonna believe this secular humming sound did the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWX6snuwtDc
I don't like metal. But if it rips portals open, I'll start listening anyway.
I thought I didn't like metal. A 91 year old Christopher Lee made me reevaluate that stance
I can actually understand him singing it
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Do they have to be ripped? Can metal not simply caress them open?
Rip & Tear!
At this point we really need to accept that there are still puritans amongst us. That said, [insert profane insult here, everything I could think of would irritate someone, and well, shit].
Idiots have existed at all times. Sometimes they are competent at other things that make them seem competent but they are not.
I said BS at a presentation the other week, like literally the letters, because I wanted to say something completely wrong was bullshit, so I censored it for my wide audience. My boss "mentored" me later that I shouldn't say that because I never know who is watching my talk. If those little bitches lose the heart of my discussion because I used an expletive to reinforce the strength of my observations, they can eat a dick. Obviously, I said I'll try to keep their advice in mind because...
I really wish we could get back to a place where people weren't so easily offended.
I want to read your insult, so I can measure it to the profanities popping in my mind.
You have to use an LP and play it backwards for the portals to open or else it won't work.
Have to break those in half and throw them in the trash to prevent Satan from taking over your brain.
did anyone find out what metal they were listening to? 👀 asking for a friemd
Definitely Christopher Lee singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
my bet is on iwrestledabearonce
Portal - Swarth probably
jk, idk
Came here to post this. My olds roommate legit asked if I was trying to open a portal to hell when I first played them for him.
Fantastic mood setter.
That was amazing. Do you think this band has ever been in a room with Armie Hammer?
Actually yeah, Rehfeldt basically is "metal" with the goofy quotes, haha. I think that means Radio Disney is the lazy river to hell.
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