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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, does that mean that Doom 2016 is based on true events, then? Because the H E A V Y M E T A L always plays when a portal opens up with loads of demons!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Doom 2016 isn't a video game. It's a documentary, and it was happening in real time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ohhhh, so that's where that goat-bro pops in from!

I can't understand him much but it's nice to have a friend over once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Religious nutjobs gonna religious nutjob

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I personally love that he believes the mere act of watching a horror movie or listening to a loud sound can open a demonic fear portal yet his fear of fear portals does not.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

This is why I hate religion. It turned this person's brain to mush. If you are willing to believe a man walked on water why would it be hard to believe the bullshit Trump spews out?

Religion removes your critical thinking skills making you a prime target for con artists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I think this makes me want to listen to it more

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

My dad is a born-again Christian and he threw out all his Black Sabbath records when he (re)converted. I started listening to classic metal in college, and I eventually had to ask my dad... "You threw out this? This is some of the lyrically-mildest stuff I've ever listened to." He just kinda shrugged, and admitted that he overreacted a bit, but this is still 100% the way lots of the evangelicals I grew up with think about anything that's not explicitly marketed as "Christian."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Slayer is a Christian band, just saying.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Are they like a knock-off version of Stryper?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you're into Satan, you're subscribing to Christian concepts. An atheist does not believe in God and in extension, Satan does not exist either.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, American conservatives are weird as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hypothetically once a demonic hell portal opens could you push someone through it, stop listening, and trap them there? Will it work if I am the only listener using ear buds and Spotify? Asking for a friend...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

What does the guy need in his life? There's a glitch with the photo that cuts off right when he says. Did anyone follow-up and ask him what he needed?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If anyone's curious, it's Psalm 69 by Minestry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Based on the username, something industrial would have been my first guess.

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