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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My 6th grade science teacher interrupted me while reading aloud after I correctly pronounced "tsunami". He goes "What's that?....tuh-soo-mee?". I said Yeah, he spends 10 seconds digesting it, and I continue reading aloud.

The next kid to read after me pronounced it tuh-soo-mee.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I got a question right on an electronics quiz about finding the resistance in a curcuit (I have verified I was right).

My science teacher who didn't know how to do it in the first place and was just looking at the (incorrect) answer schedule said I was wrong. I just said "I don't think so but ok" even though I knew I was right as I did not want to argue. As she was walking away I explained to my friend why I was right, my teacher overheard me and came storming to the table saying:

"WHEN I SAY IM RIGHT I AM RIGHT! AND WHEN I SAY YOUR WRONG YOU ARE WRONG!"

At the top of her lungs.

I was just a kid so it put me off science for a bit tbh.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That x^0.5 is not the same as the square root of x

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"You'll enjoy ice skating, it's easy!" - the teacher who took our class to an ice rink... 😂

The moment I'm over the ice I become the human equivalent of a scruffed cat and people started pushing me around like I was a hockey puck and I was smiling pretending I was having fun but inside I was like

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I failed a test because I said there were only 8 planets and the "correct" answer was 9. The teacher didn't know Pluto had been demoted. Lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh I had a similar experience in elementary school. Our teacher knew and told us that Pluto wasn't a planet anymore but because the textbook was out of date, she told us that if it came up on our tests, consider Pluto a planet anyway.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Oh public school. Always a hoot. Haha

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That the civil war was fought over states rights.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not how big it is, it's how you use it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Not a Teacher, but my Boss. He advised me to clock in and out based on the system time, not GPS.

"The computer time is more accurate".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you study hard in school you can do anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Well, you can, you just won't be paid anything for it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Linux is created by RedHat

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The Russians/Soviets have guard towers on every block who monitor which rooms citizens are in at any given moment. Absolutely no true freedom of movement, unlike those of us in the free world. At the time, I figured people could trick the guards by just not turning on lights in the room when they moved about. As the years went on, two questions came to mind: isn't that prohibitively expensive? and why???

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

first day of a new school year "what are you doing in this class, didn't we made you fail last year?"

I had bad grades but mathematically good enough to pass just barely. She was the Computer Science teacher and I proved her wrong more than once in front of the class. So yeah, she had a grudge.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter if I'm a good person, if I don't believe in god, I'm going to hellll.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

In my tradition at least, character matters a lot more than adherence, which isn't even a strict requirement.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (6 children)

You should be enjoying the school years cause they'll be the best of your life. Said by someone who very obviously peaked in high school.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

School was hell for me compared to other things.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I was 11, an entire class of students and the biology professor were adamant that snakes do not have skeletons. I knew for a fact this was false because I had seen one at the museum.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't remember the specifics because it was damn near 40 years ago, but I had a teacher tell the class that everyone has a sort of 6th-sense sight through an invisible 3rd eye in the middle of your forehead. And her example was that blind people will pick out clothes by colors or tell someone they were wearing an ugly tie. Which I've never seen, at least not outside of some sort of Hallmark Romance Drama quality religious schlock.

I never had any problem correcting a teacher if they made some calculation error or misquoted something out of the book (I wasn't an asshole who corrected every single thing, just the ones that might be material to everyone else's understanding of the lesson).

But when confronted with a teacher spewing utter bullshit, I was at a total loss for a response. I can't imagine anyone else believed it, either, but what a fucking loon. My sister was/is blind and the only superhuman power she had was being fucking annoying.

I don't even know if that was the worst/only one, but that's the one that has always stood out for me.

I guess you could add that American Exceptionalism was taught as a legitimate point of view rather than nationalist bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Your teacher was full of shit, but we do have more than 5 senses. You know the taste, touch, smell, hearing, sight. There are two more everyone has:

Vestibular - sense of balance and movement in space (like falling).

Proprioception - you can sense where your arms and legs are relative to your body without looking or touch.

My sister was/is blind and the only superhuman power she had was being fucking annoying.

There's blind and there blind. Besides actual damage to the eye itself, most definitions of blind are loss of connection of the optic nerve to the visual cortex (the part of your brain which takes nerve pulses and translates them into vision). However recent science has found that even if there is a break/damage to the visual cortex, there are certain visual things that blind person can "see". The optic nerve makes a couple of stops along the way from the eye to the visual cortex, specifically the Amygdala in the brain. Many that are "visual cortex" blind can still know where someone's face is and even determine what mood they are in from their facial expression. They can also sometimes dodge object thrown at them. Both of these are Amygdala actions. Its not like they actually SEE the face or SEE the object being thrown, but they "know" if someone is upset or happy without that person even saying anything if their facial expression tells the story. Here's the science if you're interested in more.

Since reading these studies I've always been curious to talk to a blind person to have them describe their experience with this.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

How did she think colorblindness worked?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Drafting on computers won't be long term.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (3 children)

“You need to go to college to be successful or you’ll be flipping burgers!”

So said teachers, parents, career counselors, etc. and here we are, I beat school, and no jobs. Should’ve become an electrician.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Most of the most successful people never went to college. Steve Jobs, Oprah Winfrey, Simon Cowell...

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Pores in latex condoms bigger than the AIDS virus.

Fuck a science class, that motherfucker shouldn’t have been allowed near the school.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Pores in ~~latex~~ lamb skin condoms bigger than the AIDS virus.

That's probably what they were going for, but you'd think a teacher in that position would check their data if challenged.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How would they work if they were going to fail at their one job?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Latex condoms have been around longer than the AIDS crisis. They have another job.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

The virus simply respects your decision to not want to be infected and doesn't leave.

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