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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Lol, you guys know we have eggs, right? They're just roughly 60-80% more expensive right now.

A dozen near me is currently $7, instead of $4.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's next? Talking about healthcare?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That is a basic human right. Let's at least have a small sliver of respect.

But Kinder eggs are fair game.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No need to stock up. The organic XL eggs from the farm shop are €0.45, and available every day. At night we can get the smaller (L or M) eggs from their vending machine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So I guess there's no "bird flu" affecting you guys?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not that I know of. But you have to keep in mind that outside the US, farms often have way higher standards of hygiene. Which might make the difference here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Egg vending machine? That sounds interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We actually have two of them here. One is at the farm shop, the other one at the poultry farm.

The one at the farm shop offers eggs, milk, and apples. You drop in the money, enter the number of the flap you want, and it buzzes open.

The one at the poultry farm only has eggs, but in different sizes (M and L) and amounts (6 or 10). You drop in the money, enter the number of the product, a lift rises towards that row and a pack of eggs is carefully pushed on that lift, and then the lift moves down to the flap where you can take you product.

I prefer the vending machine at the farm shop, as the one at the poultry farm has once eaten my change...

If you wonder about the farm shops products: It is an apple and pear farm, but they have vegetables, meat, and eggs, too, which they get from other farms and a local organic butcher - with the eggs coming from the same poultry farm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That is really nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just need 4 eggs If I don't get them, ill put the whole house in lockdown, with my funny games

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I would gladly give you those eggs, if I was able to.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

American here. A dozen eggs is 7 dollars. And I live in a poor area of the south. Fuck you mom and dad who voted for this. I tried to warn you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is really strange to hear. I live in California, and the price is the same here. Everything here is typically a lot more expensive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I’ve gone from a no-politics rule, instituted by me, with my mother, to outright accusing her of responsibility for every terrible thing the orange man does. All of this is by email with links to articles about his shitbaggery. My hostility is apparent and our relationship may not survive. I don’t care; she had the ability to learn who he was and didn’t take it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Local egg farm. These are large eggs and then I have a tray of extra large eggs. They treat really well their chickens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Soon that stack will be worth more than its weight in gold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You're preaching to the choir here on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude i have no idea what this egg thing is a about, i just bought a dozen of the bougie large brown eggs with omega 3 for like 3.50

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I was just at Whole Foods, not the best barameter for price, every brand that wasn't the store brand was $10+ for a dozen. The store brand was $5.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good to know! Spread the news!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But don't spread the bird flu pls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But spread the anti-fascist virus, please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My mother-in-law literally gave us 20 eggs from a local farm for free yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That'll be worth a small fortune soon

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