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This title is another fat joke (feddit.de)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

but why isn't he wearing makeup?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In jail, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

They do occasionally visit jail.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

The morbidly obese and immobile shooter is the police officer that is sent to stop the active shooter.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Source: Jon Benjamin Has a Van

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

To top it he was jerking off under the blanket.

Which explains his face at the end.