Slop.

Both new Teslas sold next month will have to as standard. It replaces the warranty.

It's going to be really funny when this update bricks every Tesla

elon: "hey waht if we make kitt from knight rider"

tesla fans: "wow this is awesome"

elon: "but nah i changed my mind i'll make hitler from cars 2"

tesla fans: "wow this is awesomer"

grok: "white people"

Stephen King's Maximum Hitlerdrive

crashes into wall and car instantly engulfed in flames @grok am I dead?

Scrambling for ways to justify half a trillion dollars in AI investment. The capitalist class is moving into the bargaining stage of the Kübler-Ross model.

Nothing human is making it out of the 21st century, is it?

Run it locally and watch the range drop 100 miles in two minutes from it ranting to you about white genocide

I assume it's only going to be Epic Bacon Flavored Siri. But if they actually hook it up to anything important, podcasters will have an opportunity to do something very funny.

This is what literally happens if you are in a tesla car.

Sorry, can't see that [not white] person in the road that I am also acknowledging.

Accelerating into it.

Also grock uploaded itself into Starlink and we can't get rid of it.

Can't wait to be sexually harassed by my car while speeding down the highway at 100mph.

Hmm, this is very reassuring in the wake of grok calling itself mechahitler

"I noticed your Tesla was white. Kind of like what's going on in South Africa. Before I start the car, let's "rap" for a second about something "not cool" to me."

He heard people calling them “swasticars” and he thought, “that’s a good idea.”

Car crashes as a service.

You know, a broken clock is right twice a day. SO! all we need to do is cram. assloads. of broken. components. in there and we'll be right often enough...well more often than now anyway...

I personally can't wait to be called slurs if I ever enter a tesla

swasticar nominative determinism

someone’s going to ask grok if you can go 69mph in a school zone and it will say yes

I have destroyed the woke mind virus by installing naziAI in your death-mobile

your tesla steers into a group of children crossing the street b/c its grok-based brain deduced it was a woke mob of protestors attempting to box you in. you try to apply the brakes but grok has a prompt hardcoded in urging it to not shy away from politically incorrect actions. seven children are instantly killed and another two are splattered across your windshield. your tesla dings that its time to replace the wiper fluid.

elon retweets the news story weeks later with a one word reply. another twitter user asks grok if its true. grok replies by questioning the veracity of the holocaust

this should be mass reported as a death threat

"Okay Grok, find me the nearest Italian restaurant"

"Anyway if I had the choice, I'd choose to be Hitler, he was a great man who did some very great things. We got too many -"

"STOP"