Schrodinger's shlong.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.
Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.
What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!
Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).
Why did they get ionized in the first place?
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