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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Wait I thought the racists wanted less brown people they're really sending mixed messages here...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not exactly, they need a permanent underclass of slaves

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

They want to be the ones making fewer brown people

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Bombs and bullets tend to be more effective than condoms.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Of course this is being defended by somebody wearing a cross.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Call it an ancient torture device, and it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Call it a cult and it all makes sense.

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[–] [email protected] 209 points 2 days ago (8 children)

The DOGE found that there were $50 million dollars of tax money going to Gaza. Some small part of that apparently has to do with condoms, so they're using it as justification that all government grant programs should be halted immediately. This will effect people's jobs, schools, and numerous other programs beneficial to the American public, but it's ok because they stopped the condoms

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably added by a republican as a poison pill.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, it makes a ton of sense to include condoms in aid, you don't want people getting pregnant when there's literally no functioning hospitals. Of course conservatives will say 'just don't have sex' or whatever, but that's just not how humans work.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

A future DOGE finding will show that ketchup is a luxury that American taxpayers shouldn't be funding for any group of people under any circumstances. /s

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I am super confused about the whole thing.

This is literally a perfect fit for this community.

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