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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Look at the privilege showing through, able to afford eggs for more than one meal a day in the USA.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Diuretic diet. It works, but your piss will be brown at the end. Removing all the glycogen and water from your system can lose you over 5 pounds in a few days, but it won't change your shape.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I can already smell the deadly farts. The force is strong with this one.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (5 children)

A bottle of wine a day is a lot of empty calories

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Vitamins be like… hmph, skinny ass bitches really are going to die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I heard of fitness models doing restricted water intake and glass of white wine the night before the shoot. Not a bottle

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Steak, eggs, and wine? I can't afford a billionaire diet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

French wines were much cheaper in the 1970s.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago

It was the 70s. The average Vogue reader was assumed to be smoking a pack of Virginia Slims a day.

'You've come a long way, baby!'

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If most of the food you eat is wrapped in plastic or in a box, it's not going to be any different.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Throws out all my rice, oatmeal, milk, and berries because they all come in either plastic or a box

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you know who else comes in a box

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

User name checks out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Did you die yet?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bless her. If someone that really 'loves and appreciates wine' but 'hates eggs' finds that a complete nightmare, then I (who am the opposite) should leave it alone.

She'd absolutely cooked the shit out of those eggs, though. I'd probably hate them too if I only got 'yellow cooked until it's a powdery dust' as my options.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not a veggie in sight, so your whole digestive motility was based on alcoholic diarrhea. (Been there..)

So fashionable to shit yourself in public in white dresses.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also nothing but protein and a smidge of fat. The only carbs you get is the little bit of sugar in the wine, but considering it recommends dry wine that’s not much. I bet you’d have the worst headache of your life by day three.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

As God intended

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean....it technically fits the macros.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

By my count that's:

16g carbs (64 calories)
45g fat (405 calories)
56g protein (224 calories)
14g alcohol (100 calories)

That's about 800 calories per day, with enough protein to maintain at least some lean mass while on a significant calorie deficit.

Doesn't seem healthy but I think it would work.

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