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How would anyone know your sexual orientation if you dont specifically do things to show it?
Like, dont grab another mans/womans ass in public, dont talk about nice dicks/boobs you saw in a magazine. Dont act like what people generally associate with the other sex (this one might be difficult if your interests lie in those fields). I think homosexuals that stand out a lot are usually aware of it and like to act it out.
I think homosexuals that stand out a lot are usually aware of it and like to act it out.
What a pedestrian view of your own culture. Sad.
Not sure what you mean. There are definitely homosexuals that show it openly and get into a kind of 'role', actively acting out the cliches, no need to deny that. I know many gay men and for most you wouldnt notice if you didnt know them, but some are very extravagant and thats their thing.
Don't act straight, don't try to blend it unless you live in Alabama with your parents. Be yourself.
Unless you're a walking flaming stereotype, nothing? Just don't mention your boy/girlfriend
what do you mean, walking flaming stereotype?
Do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGmr2W-ADSU&pp=ygUTY2FwdGFpbiBob2x0IGhldGVybw%3D%3D
Talk about heavy breasts
I don't even have to click the link to know that's Captain Holt of Brooklyn 99 undercover as a heterosexual man, because that was my first thought on reading the post.
Pick 3 shirts, 3 pants, mix and matchable. Only wear those shirts and pants. Wash them all in the same load. Do not read the instructions. Do not iron them.
Shoes. 1 pair. 2 if one of them is for mowing the lawn.
Move with a purpose. Do not stop to enjoy the finer things. You've got place to be that matters more than any beauty that might inspire you.
Do not dog whistle at hunky construction workers. We all want to, but the straight men manage to resist most of the time.
That should cover about 95% of it.
Edit: this is advice is primarily for gay men. I can't really give "straight advice" to women.
Are you really gay? You know so much about straight guys, it's perfect.
Not gay (yet). My LGBTQ+ friends have described me as "hopelessly straight".
Do not dog whistle at hunky construction workers. We all want to, but the straight men manage to resist most of the time.
We do, although it is terribly difficult. We calculate every route so as to avoid construction sites.
Yes, this is why straight men are often late
I break out in a cold sweat when I'm driving and I see that particular hue of orange on a roadsign. I turn my volume and bass all the way up for my music so no one can hear my catcalls.
I get it, its just so fucked up that this even has to be a thing!
That is a funny question. I've had gay friends who people mistook for straight and vice versa.
But if looking for stereotypes - if you are a man, dress worse. If you are a woman, dress better. Don't obviously eye people of the same sex. Give up hope of flirting in public.
For gay men, where hats and wear clothes that kind of clash. Drab colors too. My fave is grey shirts and grey pants.
dont wear hats. (except a sports cap if you like sports)
Easy one. Get your best guy/girl friend if you can use their photo as your phones lock screen pic or background.
Less is more.
I knew a guy who was gay, but closeted at work, or at least, he thought he was closeted at work.
He came out to a friend of mine at work, and she took me into confidence, nervous about revealing his secret. I had to tell her everybody knew. I suggested that she let him know that he could be out to the rest of us and it wouldn't make a difference (partly because no one cared and partly because everyone knew).
When one of the guys was getting married, the gay guy was the one that insisted we had to have a bachelor's party at a strip club for him. We all went to a strip club because we weren't supposed to know he was gay and we couldn't just say, "Dude, you're gay. Straight, adult guys don't really do this. Can we just go to a restaurant and get dinner or something?"
Straight =/= misogynistic. In fact, I would argue misogynistic would usually mean some kind of confusion or anxiety about sexual identity anyway.
Straight people aren't all the same any more than LGBTQ+ people are the same. I'm a straight, CIS male. I don't like sports at all. I don't drink beer. I like deep, emotional movies. I like show tunes and musicals. I sew. I also like trucks. I like the outdoors, but I would never want to go hunting because I don't want to kill anything.
There's a guy from my high school who everyone thought was gay. He's not gay, but there's have probably always been people who thought he is. He has a kind of flamboyant persona. He's married to my wife's best friend from high school and they have two grown kids.
My advice, just be who you are. If you can't be out, don't be out, but you don't have to put on an act. The closer you stay to the truth the easier it is.
Being gay is weird for a lot of reasons I can't understand. I have a friend who is "almost closeted" but too old to hide it fully. We respect his decision not to talk about it, but we always laugh when he makes jokes about blowjobs or crude stuff that only gay bros can do. He's a great friend and doesn't look repressed or depressed, but I always hope that he's not unhappy inside.
Edit: shit, I made 2 answers on the same comment, well, fuck it.
To give another example from a not-gay guy: I drink beer, I enjoy stupid movies like Gladiator where almost naked guys bash each other's heads (but not because they are naked, because the movie is funny), I don't like musicals, I sew too, but I don't care about trucks.
Why all this? Don't know, don't care, being myself is hard enough, I don't have time to think about it or give excuses.
Just don’t wear it on your sleeve and most folks, (the idiots that care, especially), are unlikely to notice. They look for stereotypes, not facts. Your sexuality isn’t the whole of you, it’s just part of who you are. No need to flaunt it, most of the time. If you have a hobby, interest, or career that stereotypically matches the sex you present as, it’s all the more likely no one will notice, and those few that do, probably won’t care.
If you were a man, I would've recommended not touching other men's penises, but then I remembered that "sacking" (aka. penis poking) is a thing.
I've seen some allegedly straight men defend the practice as if it were the straightest and most manly thing in the world to play that game.
You only bag tag your broseph, bag tagging a coworker is insane.
imo doing that to anyone is insane, lol
Don't smile at people. Do more of a grin with a nod.
Don't wave at people by shaking/waving your hand back and forth. Just do more of a grin and nod. At most a wave should just be exposing the palm of your hand to the other person for a second with fingers not touching.
When people say hello or whatever, just do more of a grin with a nod.
You get the idea.
Just wear neutral colors, don't talk with a lisp, and don't do the fruity arm thing.
The straights that actually would care, don't actually know what gay people look like or do other than the stereotypes. If you're not a stereotype, you could blend in pretty easy by simply not advertising your sexuality.
Shit, I sometimes run into people that claim they never would have guessed I'm pansexual with a lean towards men, even when I am wearing a jacket and hat full of pride flair.
If you’re a dude, master the nod: down to show respect, up for peers.
Yes, this is very important. Don't whistle at Costco. Only my dad does that. You're not my dad, so stop it if you're doing that.
Not from the requested community, but a general tip to seem like you belong everywhere is act like you are disinterested in everything around you.
Just pretend to be bored.
This works for men at least.