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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Destroy a bi-pedal tank and escape via snowmobile.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I killed a man named Tengu and stole his mask.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i bet you aren't even certified to run that nuclear reactor in your base, probably isn't even up to code

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

So possesion and manufacturing of dangerous chemicals?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You didn't even pull a permit for that hut you built, and went hunting with your bare hands, or an axe or something... really bad moves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Refusing to play scramblecoin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a typical palworld tamer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

aggressive spelling

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Stomping on animals and humans until they die

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excessively rigid horse armor?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That too, they did say every sense. Their mount can no longer move on its own, as the joints are too stiff

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, American Truck Simulator enjoyer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, fuck traffic laws when you're playing with a controller.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

shifts into 12th gear, no engine braking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was playing MechWarrior Online, so I'd be right there with ya. Pretty sure just owning my 75 ton missle boat Timberwolf (MadCat) would get me arrested, much less turning it on and playing with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but you accidentally shouted at that kid while trying to play tag, and that will get you every time

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