I don't know... Majonging?

Uh let's see, destroying infrastructure with armoured vehicles, being involved in and actively promoting a multi generational world war, genocide, arms dealing, piracy, war crimes.

Genocide

Space piracy.

speeding in super tux kart

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

Spreading Managed Democracy.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Dog fighting

In old schools laws, gambling.

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Rance

Sweats profusely

Building without a permit.

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.