Building a house in the woods without planning permission.

Killing mr house

Touching paintings.

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Osha violations (Portal 2)

Illegal gambling

Tax Fraud.

Running around a bunch of stacked shipping containers in a confined boat surface murdering people with a knife because they are trying to dominate 3 flags more than my team is

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Stealing bison poop I guess

Trying to escape Hell.

Nothing because you can't get punished for stealing land. (Age Of Empires III Definitive Edition)

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

Battlebit remastered. War crimes.

As for the actual last game I played, terrorism maybe?

As for the last pc game, I have no idea about what of the countless things that happen there would I be arrested for (it was half life 2)

breaking the sound barrier inside of a mountain

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

Throwing darts at balloons

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)