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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[Scene opens on a wide, desolate savanna at dusk. The camera slowly pans over a leopard lying under a tree, its large body barely able to move. The sun is setting, casting a cold, dim light over the scene. Soft wind rustles through the dry grass. The leopard’s eyes are dull, its breathing labored.]

Narrator (soft, somber voice): In the wild, leopards are meant to stalk, to hunt, to climb. But for some, this is no longer possible. These are the leopards of the forgotten savanna... the ones who can no longer live the life they were born to lead.

[Cut to a close-up of another leopard, this one lying next to a watering hole, panting heavily. The camera lingers on its enormous, bloated body, its paws barely able to reach the ground. The leopard’s eyes seem vacant, devoid of the wild spark they once had.]

Narrator: Overfed and unable to move, these leopards have been left to a slow, painful existence. They can no longer hunt their prey, no longer climb the trees to escape danger, no longer feel the thrill of the chase. They are trapped in their own bodies.

[Cue the soft, mournful opening chords of "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan. The camera slowly pans over a third leopard, sluggishly trying to rise, but its massive weight prevents it from standing. It lets out a heavy sigh, its once-strong legs buckling beneath it.]

Narrator: They are the forgotten victims of a world that has abandoned them. Too fat to run, too weak to fight... These leopards are slowly fading, one breath at a time. They need your help.

[Cut to a shot of a leopard staring out over the savanna. The camera lingers on its face, eyes half-closed, its expression one of quiet resignation.]

Narrator: For just $3 a day, you can provide the care and support these leopards so desperately need. A donation will help give them the chance to live a life of dignity. Help them find their way back to the wild they were meant to roam.

[The music swells as the camera fades to black, and the words "Your donation can make a difference" appear in white text on the screen.]

Narrator (whispering): Please, don’t let them suffer in silence. The time to act is now.

[The music fades out, and the SPCA logo appears in the corner, along with a toll-free number and website for donations.]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

1-800-ATE-FACE

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Because blue states are the economic powerhouses of the US. They're not dumb enough to attack that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

One of Trump's first actions was to roll back President Joe Biden's 2022 executive order lowering prescription drug prices for those in Medicare and Medicaid.

AFAIU, this did not cost the government very much at all. Negotiating with Pharma. If there was a government payment involved, I'd assume that it provided far more healthcare/medicare savings than the cost of those payments.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There are no DOGE cuts. It's just some bullshit that Trump and Elon pulled out of their ass. There is no way to cut $2 trillion from the budget by a stroke of the President's pen. And even if there was, they would have no intention of actually doing so. Sick of the gullible media taking Trump at his word. Just like his last term, there will be no spending cuts, just tax cuts for the rich and massive deficits.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What's this then?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/hiring-freeze/

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order a freeze on the hiring of Federal civilian employees, to be applied throughout the executive branch. As part of this freeze, no Federal civilian position that is vacant at noon on January 20, 2025, may be filled, and no new position may be created except as otherwise provided for in this memorandum or other applicable law. Except as provided below, this freeze applies to all executive departments and agencies regardless of their sources of operational and programmatic funding.

This order does not apply to military personnel of the armed forces or to positions related to immigration enforcement, national security, or public safety. Moreover, nothing in this memorandum shall adversely impact the provision of Social Security, Medicare, or Veterans’ benefits. In addition, the Director of the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) may grant exemptions from this freeze where those exemptions are otherwise necessary.

Within 90 days of the date of this memorandum, the Director of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB), in consultation with the Director of OPM and the Administrator of the United States DOGE Service (USDS), shall submit a plan to reduce the size of the Federal Government’s workforce through efficiency improvements and attrition. Upon issuance of the OMB plan, this memorandum shall expire for all executive departments and agencies, with the exception of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). This memorandum shall remain in effect for the IRS until the Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Director of OMB and the Administrator of USDS, determines that it is in the national interest to lift the freeze.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This is a symbolic move, note the long litany of exceptions at the bottom:

In carrying out this memorandum, the heads of executive departments and agencies shall seek efficient use of existing personnel and funds to improve public services and the delivery of these services. Accordingly, this memorandum does not prohibit making reallocations to meet the highest priority needs, maintain essential services, and protect national security, homeland security, and public safety.

This memorandum does not limit the nomination and appointment of officials to positions requiring Presidential appointment or Senate confirmation, the appointment of officials to non-career positions in the Senior Executive Service or to Schedule A or C positions in the Excepted Service, the appointment of officials through temporary organization hiring authority pursuant to section 3161 of title 5, United States Code, or the appointment of any other non-career employees or officials if approved by agency leadership appointed by the President. Moreover, it does not limit the hiring of personnel where such a limit would conflict with applicable law.

I mean it's dumb, don't get me wrong. But in addition to being dumb, it's vague, which means it will be worked around and ignored as needed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Offers are employment are being rescinded too

But that's none of my business. I don't live in USA. Good luck.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

Yeah I agree, he just sprouts some shit and then doesn't do anything. Just like his first term.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course. Those cuts are, largely, going to fall on welfare and welfare recipients, because they're not cutting entitlements and they're not cutting the military.

It's the impoverished southern states that utilize welfare the most. (And they never thank California or New York.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

And in those southern states, those that use those welfare services are most at risk and also have their vote suppressed the most. Hourly workers that rely on WIC, Headstart and medicaid can't take a day off work to be sick let alone vote. And most economically suppressed districts have 4-6 hour wait times.

It's harder than ever for working Americans to vote and it's the worst it's ever been last election. These people couldn't even vote against their interests if they wanted to.

https://www.splcenter.org/resources/guides/fight-vote-overcoming-voter-suppression-south/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I ldid not vote because I did not have physically have time to vote.

In the South, they limit the number of polling places in urban areas. You won’t need to wait if you live in fucking Anadarko, but the city centers are going to be 4+ hour waits.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm not going to assume your needs. But if you know someone in need there's a list of mutual aid groups by region. If you know of a resource in your area not on there, reps from that org can sign up for free.

mutualaidhub.org

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good, I hope the idiots receive exactly what they voted for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Wow you can't say that. So much for the tolerant left smh my head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

They voted to hurt me. If they hurt themselves in the process, I'm allowed to enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Yes, that's the point of saying that. RIP in peace.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

A lot of them will be fine with this as long as it hits their black neighbours harder than them. They’re poorer, but still have their white pride, and don’t have to worry about their place in the hierarchy of races being eroded away.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There are still Brexit supporters. As an example.

There is no bottom.

They will never change their minds because their decisions aren't based on facts or logic.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

You can't reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They won't notice/care/learn. They'll probably blame Biden/democrats for anything bad that happens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

$400 in-saline and now this! LOL damn fools.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Ok I can't determine what you misspelled. It was probably insulin, but then I thought 'wait no- he could have meant IV-Saline' then it dawned on me you could have meant a play on words like "insane saline" and it doesn't really matter because insulin and saline are both lifesaving and needlessly expensive compared to their base components and production costs.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Can we call it DGE since 'of' isn't normally included in acronyms, for example DMV and not DOMV

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Just call it the fake agency because it's not real. Presidents cannot create executive branch departments.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That whole thing is already redundant and pointless similar to the meme coins he did before inauguration.

There's already Office of Management and Budget (OMB).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Doge is a good dog meme and doesn't deserve to be saddled with all this bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Let's call it shit.

It's not an acronym but it's fitting.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

SHIT:

Stupid

Human

Interfering with

Things

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago
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