I may be wrong, but I think a lot of birds do basically exactly that
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Point of order aren't bird calls basically just "SEX?"
This is kind of meme, that if I had a brother (hypothetically that is, I don't have one) and he would send it to my girlfriend (again hypotheical, I dont have one), I would see this as a kind of betryal. Would anyone agree?
I mean the house would more like the pile of junk and the dancing would be naked and the pile of junk would be like the shiniest one thing from the pile. Could you imagine if women reacted favorably to such simple expressions. fourth panel would be I bought you dinner.
i showed u my ~~dick~~ cloaca pls respond
I mean successful men flirt like this actually
Second and third one kinda happens even if on a smaller scale
First also happens but they end relationships rather than start one. How many marriages have failed because of a DIY reno project that halted progress for years.
I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.
Plants on the other hand are more kinky.
You got me interested, you gotta share more.
Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.
But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.
If female cannabis plants don't get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out "plz pollinate me, daddy"
It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?
Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.
Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.
Harder!
I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.
Kinky
You should absolutely teach science classes
Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?
But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.
Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8
Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit
Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?
Ummmm, who's going to tell them?
As someone who just got 2 dick pics a few minutes i just want to say that it does work a lot of the time.
.........rip your inbox.
Ha! Honestly, sure, anyone reading this, if you wanna send your pics, go right ahead. Lmao. It's not going to bother me. Once you've seen your first 100 nothing much shocks you anymore, and I've seen way more than that.
Don't just ask for pics like that! Start charging for rating dicks. Yay capitalism!
Hey, now, don't tempt me with my dream career
Caveat Emptor my friend