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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

This is neither programming nor humurous. Wrong community.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

He knows as much about Unix as he knows about PoE2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

All the Linux details are weirdly off, like it's correct enough if you were copying someone's homework, but it's just wrong if you've actually done anything in linux.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit

fascist_bullshit found!

Adding host to block list.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

gameindustry.eu/ good site for tracker blocking etc in games

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

He's trying to say "I'm attention seeking, look at me!".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is Elon trying to say he deleted his own brain because his behavior would prove that theory

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've also heard 127.0.0.1 referred to as Home, so maybe he kicked another kid out of his house?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or deleted his own home to remove the wokeness

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Precisely, thank you for illustrating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Obligatory: not mine just pulled from Google images. Looks like morning brew logo in the corner

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where woke_mind_virus lives in my brain. [Announcer: "woke_mind_virus deleted."] Goodbye, woke_mind_virus."

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

sudo rm -fr - -no-preserve-root

The magic spell that removes the woke mind virus, but only if used on the main twitter server as a high level admin user with full access.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just tell everyone it's to delete the french language pack.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

pretty sure he is saying the woke mind people found themselves and deleted themselves, that quote retweet makes no sense to me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

This is like someone who doesn’t speak English, finds a dictionary, and then puts random words together hoping to sound like they speak English.

He is such a fucking moron.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, it is a virus /s

Obviously it had spread to his mind from others so he was doing some antivirusing

[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Anyone else besides me want a moratorium on musk spam? No one should have to see anything he tweets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Monetize this spam with $8 donations please.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Please.

If I wanted to read Musk, I'd follow him.

If I wanted to see someone's tweets all day, I'd be Twitter instead of Lemmy.

I use Lemmy to read Lemmy, not to be reading screenshots of Twitter in Lemmy.

Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't even have X, but everywhere I go there's an Elon's tweet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

maybe we need a dunk comm thats just for elon, quarantine it lol

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Well, maybe not a moratorium, but I certainly would appreciate some peace and quiet.

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